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July 14, 2005

things scandinavian

bork bork!arf arf!So is it racist if The Swedish Chef's opening theme song pops into my head whenever I see a Swedish guy's profile on Bigmuscle.com? I can't help it.

Brechi Eriksson, a hot Scandinavian here in DC. Or at least his last name points towards the fjords. What's the scoop on the lineage, Thor? He looks half-elven to me.

"...my next-door neighbor is an elf woman," declares Hildur Hakonardottir of Iceland. "She lives in a cliff in a rock in my garden."

From Homer: trouble with elves and real estate in Hafnarfjordur, Iceland.

Posted by jimbo at July 14, 2005 11:41 AM

Comments

He looks more Rohirrin to me than Elven. Of course I have not been to the Secret Elven meetings the past couple of months ;-)

And its only racist if you assume all his furniture is from IKEA :-)

Posted by: Dax at July 14, 2005 12:59 PM

I went to Iceland once. Every woman over 19 has a baby, I guess because there isn't so much to do.

It was June and I was on my way to France, so I didn't bring any warm clothes. I basically froze the entire time I was there.

The hot water smells like sulphur since it comes straight from the ground.

I didn't see any elves.

The women were better-looking than the men.

Posted by: Eric at July 14, 2005 1:43 PM

half-elven, i think i like that. but i guess that means i'm gonna outlive y'all.
;)

Posted by: Brechi at July 14, 2005 9:26 PM

Bork!

(No reason, just wanted to say that)

Posted by: Steve at July 15, 2005 10:07 AM

Do a google on the two words for some amazing facts on the issue of elves co-habitating with humanity in Icland. Iceland definitely gets into elves. No doubt a reason the Soviets never dared to invade or finlandize the whole lot of them immediately after WWII.

rob@egoz.org


Posted by: rob adams at July 15, 2005 10:16 AM

LOL I loved the Sveedeesh Cheff frum zee mooppets…poot ze cheekee in de-a pooot bork bork bork! Actually, whenever Hans Blix was in the news a few years ago, I always half expected/wanted him to break into song with a new recipe for soooo-flay.

Posted by: wyocwby at July 15, 2005 10:45 AM