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July 31, 2005
no. more. boobs.
Boobs. The lesbionic sisters really love boobs here in Vancouver. Today I have seen flat boobs, perky boobs, big boobs, monoboobs, saggy boobs, sunburned boobs, and every kind of boob you can imagine. Today was the gay pride parade in Vancouver, and the weather was lovely (again) so all the lesbians kept their shirts off, so there were boobs everywhere I looked. And when I tried to avert my eyes, there were MORE boobs in front of me!No....more...boobs....please!
I swear there were a lot more hets at the pride parade than at any pride parade I've seen in the states. And Japanese tourists LOVE gay pride. They could watch a pride parade all day. Canadians smoke very acrid and stinky cigarettes. Lots of Caucasian drug addicts on the street, which is an odd contrast for me as I am used to African-American crackheads. Here the newspapers tend to focus more on hockey instead of ter'r and war. A little girl was recently attacked by a cougar on Vancouver Island and survived. The United States just initiated a drug bust on a Canadian pot seed distributor. I say we sic the cougar on the person who thought up the idea to waste our tax dollars on that sting.
Tomorrow gurl and I are going to see the really high suspension bridge outside of Vancouver proper, then to Grouse Mountain, which overlooks Vancouver. Then it's off to a red-eye flight back to DC. I hear the weather has cleared up back home, which will make it less shocking to return to from this dry, sunny weather going on here. Vancouver is generally lovely.
Rugby starts on Tuesday, and it'll be good to return to that. My back is mostly in order now too.
Posted by jimbo at July 31, 2005 8:26 PM
Comments
"Canadians smoke very acrid and stinky cigarettes."
Cigarettes. Right.
Posted by: Josh at August 1, 2005 1:02 AM
monoboobs?? I don't wanna know...
Posted by: Andy at August 1, 2005 10:23 AM
Let me guess. The Japanese tourists were also taking pictures of themeselves in front of the gay pride parade.
One the the funniest things I ever saw -- a tour bus pulls up in front of St. Paul's Catherdal, London, all the Japanese toursist disembarked, they stood in front of the bus parked in front of the Cathedral, had dozens of pictures taken of the group standing in front of the bus parked in front of the Cathedral, climbed back aboard the bus, and left.
Posted by: Boo Augustus at August 1, 2005 3:51 PM
I'm missing me some Jimbo. Thank god I have Jimbo.info. It's my window into the life of hip urban queers. Or something like that.
Posted by: Rob at August 2, 2005 2:36 PM