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June 23, 2005
bo duke is my real boyfriend
Just so you know this blog is not going to turn into a 'Boyfriend Blog' where all I blather on about is the wonder that is my date and all the wonderful things we do together and how wonderful we look together when we go out in matching outfits. "Boyfriend! Boyfriend! Boyfriend!" That's just nauseating and you can kill me if I ever do that. Plus, there's so many other people to write about I couldn't possibly spend all my time typing about a single person. And there's so much of ME to talk about that I cannot possibly spend so much time writing about some other person, so don't worry.
Plus, I've never really broken up with my first and only true boyfriend, Seann William Scott. I would go see a Seann William Scott show even if he was playing the role of Annie Sullivan in an off-Broadway production of The Miracle Worker directed by William Shatner. And I will surely be seeing remake of The Dukes of Hazzard on August 5.
Plus Jessica Simpson is in it, and that would be enough reason to go anyway. She can neither sing nor lip synch to her own frikkin' lyrics, but can she act? Let's go find out and have a fun time doing it. And Johnny Knoxville is a hoot too. And Ohmigawd LYNDA CARTER AKA WONDER WOMAN IS IN IT (for what purpose, I don't know). Good casting at the very least.
Click on the scruffy image below for an even better desktop image. Then take a careful look at the desktop image: in the picture his arms are furrier than they used to be. Will he have possibly let his chest hair grow out? Will we get to see him fully furred? We can only hope and we'll have to find out.
The love child of me and Seann was first spotted by Jack from Fstclss Ramblings. Our love child, named William James Franklin Scott-Barrett, is a hunky concrete contractor working on Jack's house:
Jack wrote that he looks like an amalgam of me and SWS. When I read that my ego blew up like a bunker buster bomb in Afghanistan. I like his cute budding tummy, and the thick auburn mop of hair on the guy. And the work boots. Wuuuuf.
Posted by jimbo at June 23, 2005 5:30 PM
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Lynda plays someone named "Pauline" in TDoH movie. I don't remember a "Pauline" in the series, do you?
Concrete Contractor Guy looks like the love child you would have with SWS. You better track him down while your eggs are still fertile. :-)
Posted by: palochi at June 24, 2005 11:59 AM
You know what's even cooler than the picture of Seann? In the desktop wallpaper of Willie Nelson, you can see him tied to a chair with Lynda Carter.
Damn it, just because of her presence in it, now I have to go see what is bound to be an awful, awful movie.
Posted by: Jeffrey at June 24, 2005 2:39 PM
what if it were a musical version of "The Miracle Worker"?
Posted by: ZZ at June 24, 2005 3:00 PM
You know Jimbo with todays bio technology it is possible to create an offspring using you and SWS genetic information. Just take an ova , replace the genetic material with yours, have his sperm fertilize the egg and BAM! Jimbo has offspring. You just need a human female to carry the child. :-)
About the Dukes of Hazzard Movie. Why is it that they made Daisy Duke a blond? when we all know she is suppose to be a brunette!. What Jessica Simpson is to good to dye her hair or put on a wig. Oh well at least Willie Nelson and Lynda Carter will be in it. MMMMMMMM LYNDA CARTER.
In the mean time Hubby and I are going to see LAND OF THE DEAD, for we need to see a good Comedy :-P
Posted by: Dax at June 24, 2005 3:07 PM
Yup, that contractor boy is darn yummy! He should come work on my place! As for SWS, he is a total hottie, but he needs to stop shaving his chest cause that just ain't right.
I'm sad to say I saw a preview for the new Dukes of Hazzard movie and it looked kinda lame....
Posted by: Scott at June 24, 2005 5:48 PM
Some things don't change :-) for the better.
Posted by: beenhexed at June 24, 2005 5:56 PM
Seriously, Jimbo, after I saw the preview of Dukes I totally want to see it, and it's not my typical type of flick. You know that Seann is a good Twin Cities (Cottage Grove) boy, right?
Posted by: Dunner at June 24, 2005 6:21 PM
have you seen him on the cover of the latest issue of men's health?!?! wuff!
Posted by: usuredo at June 25, 2005 8:16 PM
Does Lynda use her golden lasso to tie SWS up?
Posted by: palochi at June 26, 2005 9:05 PM
Jimbo, Andrew thinks you look a lot like SWS....in fact he thinks you look so much like brothers he was creeped out when I told him you had a thang for SWS.
Posted by: GURL at June 27, 2005 4:59 PM
Gurl, it creeps ME out that I'm hot for SWS.
Posted by: jimbo at June 27, 2005 5:18 PM
seann william scott does not do it for me. the contractor however, is HOT. and what kind of name is "seann" anyway, that's like sooo gay :)
Posted by: no milk at June 28, 2005 9:40 PM