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May 29, 2005

I fisheries biologists

Well, it's more like lust, actually. Before I even got into my morning coffee today I got a jolt from a photo on the front page of the Washington Post. Holy cow:
John Odenkirk
I mean the biologist, not the snakehead. Wuuuf. Goddamn that's a hot guy. Thanks to my stalking skills I see that he writes scientific papers too. Men who write papers are hot. Oh yeah, the article was about invasive species and all that. Very bad, but I see we have the hottest men in the country on the task, and that's a good thing.

I also mangrove swamp ecologists too, fyi.

After masturbating to the front page of the Washington Post in the morning, I went to my new place to meet the cleaner. On the way there I passed this corner between my old and new place where crack dealers post sentinels and do their marketing and sales efforts. Now I've seen them there in the afternoons and evenings, but at 10am?! Who buys crack at 10am? You might as well get a legitimate job if you are going to be up and working at 10am on a Sunday morning of a holiday weekend.

Posted by jimbo at May 29, 2005 10:57 AM


I KNEW when I saw that picture that you would comment about it, lol.
Now you have his email and phone number too you little stalker!

Posted by: bmw at May 29, 2005 12:34 PM

Holy, er, mackerel! Them arms alone... *whew*

Posted by: Wulf at May 29, 2005 12:39 PM

eh....ok he can mow my lawn..... :)

Posted by: GURL at May 29, 2005 1:01 PM

Life imitates porn....I knew this would happen someday.

Posted by: sean at May 29, 2005 4:27 PM

what nice arms he has ...

Posted by: myke at May 29, 2005 8:06 PM

I agree- men with scientific papers in peer-reviewed journals are hot, hot, hot! I'll send you a reprint from my latest article sometime.

Posted by: homer at May 29, 2005 9:22 PM

NICE arms! Alas, I noticed a wedding ring..I wonder if his wivfe doesn't mind sharing?

Posted by: Lee at May 30, 2005 7:00 AM

Sweet Jesus... I am ready to call his GSM number, ask if he is gay and move to the U.S.!

Posted by: Clinton at May 30, 2005 7:11 AM

I just came in my pants.

Posted by: jdub at May 30, 2005 5:23 PM

Makes me want to take up fishing...

Posted by: mark at May 31, 2005 9:25 AM