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February 3, 2005
makeup gun
Dear Neighbor:
I apologize for my frightful appearance this morning when you came to our door at 7:30am to ask if you could park in our driveway. I had just woken up, had neither loaded nor fired my makeup gun, and my hair was a mess. Not to mention my super-carb face from the Prednisone, I must have been quite a sight...I hope I wasn't hanging out of my boxer shorts on top of all that. I hope I was helpful with your parking problem, despite my appearance.
Jimbo
Ohmigawd! I fogot yesterday was Groundhog Day!!! Everyone wish Rob a happy Woodchuck Day.
Posted by jimbo at February 3, 2005 9:53 AM
Comments
UMMMM.....Chrisafer's friends are going to need to back their way out of "fat Irish face" as it relates to the link to super carby face.
The phrase "black Irish" refers to the dominant genetic trait in which Irish people have black hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, Jimbo's people came down and invaded Ireland and inserted (think tab A into slot B) their red hair gene into the recessive gene pool of Ireland, resulting in the misunderstood "red haired, freckled Irish people."
Damn Jimbo and his herd for ruining my people.
Posted by: Seamus at February 3, 2005 11:10 AM
If they didn't notice your messy hair and no make up, you can be assured that your pee pee WAS hanging out of your shorts.
Posted by: mark at February 3, 2005 12:23 PM
I saw on Animal Planet a show on North American animals and they discussed the Woodchuck.. They mentioned that Woodchucks do not chuck wood (like the nursery rhyme states), but dirt.. but if they did chuck wood it would be the same as 15-20 pounds of dirt every day.
They sure love to dig!
Posted by: Dax at February 3, 2005 2:07 PM
Yes, it was My People who introduced carbface into the Irish genome that is known today. In fact, most Vikings have carbface even when they aren't jacked up on Prednisone. We can eat lutefisk and get carbface.
Posted by: jimbo at February 3, 2005 4:24 PM