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February 14, 2005
happy valentine's day monday
HAHAHAAAA! It's cold and rainy here in DC today. May your red and pink construction paper valentines bleed away to grey. Ooodgiebooboo smoogie poogums nookie pook-pook kissy BLEAAARRGH! Here's what I think 'o yer damn holiday:
Aaaugh! I have an evil twin! Scroll down to the last picture of Media reporter Greg Lindsay, who looks like me with curly hair.
Hmm...Dax' comment about my mirror universe twin got me thinking...my evil twin from another dimension would have the following characteristics: heterosexual, clean shaven, curly hair, low sex drive, Republican, atheist, no creativity, light eater, laid back, slow to anger, never smiles or laughs, prefers doing things indoors, dishonest, sensitive to others' feelings, in a relationship, inactive/not athletic, not furry. Not a bad guy, actually, just a bit of a bump on a log.
And finally, The Joan Crawford Video Montage MegaMix by Dan-O-Rama.
Posted by jimbo at February 14, 2005 1:56 PM
Comments
He looks like your Mirror Universe Twin.
And since he is your evil twin, this means he is hte antigeek, and straight.
Scary, very scary indeed.
Posted by: Dax at February 11, 2005 10:58 AM
Now Jimbo just because Valentine's day is a product of the Greeting Card industry and foists unattainable expectations on unsuspecting couples, year after year, doesn't mean that we must get all worked up. Or maybe it does. I haven't decided yet.
Posted by: Rob at February 11, 2005 11:12 AM
Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. Cynicism? It's so very. I logged on today to see if you had posted regarding this post article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A15511-2005Feb10.html
You ever been 'dooced?' Or, has ur blogging ever got you in trouble at the workplace, at least, any more trouble than your farting has?
Just curious. Curious Reex.
May an outdoor-loving furry Cupid strike you with his protruding arrow of love!
Posted by: Reex Decker at February 11, 2005 12:31 PM
Last v-day my boy was all super sweet and got a horse drawn carriage ride to old town. And when we got there, a TV reporter guy said to our driver (right in front of us) "bring me a couple". I was ready to whip out my stiletto high heels form my purse and lodge it into his brain!
Posted by: Scott at February 11, 2005 12:40 PM
Reex: What was my gay porn name again? I can never remember what it was. Yeah, I read that article and was like duh, getting fired for blogging at work was like soooo 1998. Like duh this is not a news item because it was like sooo 4 years ago.
I know Boss Evans read my blog while I worked at LSI, and commented a 'pink slip' once when I was bitching about the Dulles Hellhole Postal Facility. Nowadays I try to avoid blogging about work, but it slips once in a while. These days, I don't bitch about work much because there rarely is opportunity to bitch, to be honest. For the most part this job is bitch-free.
Posted by: Lars Silver at February 11, 2005 1:39 PM
Oh Jimbo...why? Why didn't your post have a NSFL warning? (Not Suitable For Lunchtime)
Now I'm nauseous...
You are such a naughty boy.
Posted by: Jeff at February 11, 2005 1:41 PM
Will your evil twin/mirror Universe counterpart be wearing the same outfit Kirk wore in "Mirror Mirror"?
My evil twin enjoys sunlight, wears colourful clothing and smiles alot. And he listens to pop music and avoids heavy metal.
Umm wait, thats my good twin. Iam the evil one..LOL
Posted by: Dax at February 11, 2005 3:11 PM
I must be the evil version, because I have facial hair. All evil twins have at least a goatee, if not a full beard.
Posted by: jimbo at February 11, 2005 3:44 PM
I like how the vomit is coming out his nose too. That expresses perfectly (better than a Hallmark card) my feelings about Valentine's Day.
Posted by: homer at February 11, 2005 4:14 PM
Gross but funny pic!
LOVED the Joanie Dearest video! Thanx.
Posted by: Lee at February 13, 2005 4:56 AM
For once, Jimbo, I’m in complete and total agreement with you! I don’t trust a holiday with the initials VD anyway...
Posted by: wyocwby at February 14, 2005 10:35 AM
my lord that guy does look like your evil twin.
Posted by: myke at February 14, 2005 11:51 AM