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January 20, 2005
the village
Today the District of Columbia gets a preview of the facist state we will all be able to experience in the future across the country in what is fast becoming a religious state of panic, scapegoating, deception and hysteria. "One of the things we recommend to our passengers [Thursday] is don't bring it if you can't put it in your pocket," says Metro Transit Police Chief Polly Hanson. Fuck You Polly. I have my lunch, gym clothes and books to bring to work and then to the gym, because I don't have a car to use as a mobile backpack unit. It's public transportation, and the public needs to carry their shit around. I don't care if some arrogant homophobic pig is having a party today. I will pack my man-purse as I please.
Downtown DC is currently under a situation resembling martial law, with the bill being footed to the city of Washington, D.C., but not the President. In a nutshell, the presidential administration is asking the District of Columbia to take funds out of our Homeland Security budget for this non-terror, non-emergency event, the most expensive inauguration ever at that. Fuck You W. District representatives are fighting this at the moment.
Since I'm on a mighty roll of righteousness this morning, yet another hearty fuck you goes to Representative Jo Ann Davis (R-VA) for cuntinuing to push her intrusive and hateful legislation from the vile state of Virginia into The District. She wishes to ban same-sex marriage for District residents. Get a clue, honey, the presidential election is over, the issue has been dropped, as the necessary votes were obtained from that tired old tool. Fuck You And Your Pustulent, Noisome Cunt, Jo Ann Davis. For those of you not from around here, The District has no representation in congress, and here is a congresswoman from another state, albeit nearby, pushing to create laws here in our district. Cunt.
'whew!' I feel better now that I've got all that off my chest. It snowed here yesterday, so the locals are acting like idiots. And then there's thousands of visiting idiots on top of all that. It makes me grumpy. Now back to your regularly scheduled schoolgirl-in-heat shallow blog entry:
Jimbo: Ohmigawd Ghuirelle check out this hot bo-hunk on Bigmuscle.com.
Ghiurelle: Ohhh he is too hot and of course he has a "husband" but is still looking for fun.
Jimbo: Typical.
Ghiurelle: We need to move to a new planet for respectful, married couples. It will be like "The Village" and we will have scary straight people out in the woods to keep the nice gay boys in the village.
Jimbo: So like which color/fabric will be forbidden to show to the breeders?
Ghiurelle: Gold lamé of course you silly boy.
Posted by jimbo at January 20, 2005 10:00 AM
Comments
right on, right on, and right on.
i had to trudge in the snow (although it's not that bad) for 40 minutes to get to my office (because, of course, my boss wouldn't give us the day off anyway and in any way seem to honor the coronation) because the bus schedules were so messed up, and probably wouldn't get me all the way here anyway. oh well.
at least there's blowoff to look forward to this weekend. and then you can make me storm off like you did that other bear. we're really softies at heart, you know :)
Posted by: some bear at January 20, 2005 10:50 AM
Yeah! I'll get in a rumble with some bear this weekend! No...I couldn't do that, Bob and Rich would get mad at me.
Posted by: jimbo at January 20, 2005 11:31 AM
Well, if it is any consolation to you, he is halfway through now. :) Don't be so bitter, it gives ya wrinkles.
Posted by: wyocwby at January 20, 2005 12:18 PM
You're hot when you're pissed off!
Posted by: John at January 20, 2005 12:33 PM
plus we're nice and cuddly and total pushovers most of the time, too.
Posted by: some bear at January 20, 2005 12:35 PM
Sad thing is, Jimbo, that VA has a governor's race this November, and since demonizing gays worked to increase the GOP voting base in those states with anti-SSM amendments on the ballot last year, we should expect to see much more of this stuff in VA throughout 2005. It's all political posturing and firing up the haters back home.
Posted by: Andy at January 20, 2005 1:21 PM
wyocwby: are you trying to appeal to my overinflated sense of vanity to stop my mouth from foaming?
>; )
john: yer just sayin' that cuz you're a bleeding heart liberal democrat.
>; )
Posted by: jimbo at January 20, 2005 1:37 PM
I think the best part about the inauguration is that it happened just a few days after MAL. The look on the face of all the creepy Republicans checking into the Crown Plaza on Sunday as they were faced with elevator after elevator filled with men in leather chaps...priceless.
Posted by: Todd at January 20, 2005 2:25 PM
Jimbo, getting your mind off it.. um, the new movie trailer Alone in the Dark ad.....
There's only one scientist in the world who can save mankind from killer aliens and it's... Tara Reid. Wait, is this a fuckin' comedy?
Posted by: Kaz at January 20, 2005 4:03 PM
haha...love your shallow moments ;)
Posted by: Brechi at January 20, 2005 5:40 PM
Uh, "bohunk" is actually a racist term for someone who's Polish, Czech, or other E. European...
Posted by: paul at January 20, 2005 5:47 PM
Never heard that before, but sure enough, the link below confirms it. I always heard the term bo-hunk in the context of describing big, square-jawed handsome men, usually when Chippendale dancers are the subject of discussion. I think bo-hunks of the world should unite and take back the term, as queers have, and have a shirtless Bo-Hunk Pride Fest in my back yard.
http://www.angelfire.com/geek/APRACE/glossary.html
Posted by: jimbo at January 20, 2005 8:01 PM
This is why I had to leave town for the week, or I would have done something very stupid I'm sure.
I did a little research on your man, dick wolf, and goodness is he a naughty boy! Apparently he's quite good with his hands.
As for Polly, she can suck eggs.
Maybe you'll have better luck with bears on Saturday. It is helpful to pacify them with a tummy rub and a beer. Always keep both at the ready.
Posted by: copperred at January 20, 2005 8:34 PM
bravo. as a staunch feminist (OK - pro-feminist male for your readers who don't believe a man lay claim to the title 'feminist') I usually object to the use of the term 'cunt' unless a woman is using the word. but I beleive that you are using it in somewhat proper context here. and we get a link to hairy-chested eye candy. two-two-two-treats in one! and if you don't get that reference I might be getting really old......
Posted by: WindReader at January 20, 2005 10:18 PM
'cunt' is really bad...I save it special just for my girl Jo Ann Davis. How did you like the adjectives 'noisome' and 'pustulent' added to it? nice, eh?
Posted by: jimbo at January 20, 2005 11:21 PM
"I think the best part about the inauguration is that it happened just a few days after MAL. The look on the face of all the creepy Republicans checking into the Crown Plaza on Sunday as they were faced with elevator after elevator filled with men in leather chaps...priceless."
I think that look means, "Oh, great, we're at Ken Mehlman's hotel."
Posted by: John at January 20, 2005 11:26 PM
Amen! Living in this city can frustrate me immensely.
Posted by: Dennis! at January 21, 2005 2:19 AM