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December 25, 2004
the ghetto tree
The Ghetto Tree
by Jimbo
Ghetto Tree, oh Ghetto tree
Like a sentry over 5th and T
Your boughs are fake
Your ornaments cheap
For trees in this city
We cannot reap
Da girls on da corner
They ho ho hos
You better be good
Cuz Santa knows
Step swiftly now
And quickly pass
Or the dealers on the corner
Will pop a cap in your ass
For now all is quiet
No crack we can see
It's another holiday season
In da 'hood of DC
Posted by jimbo at December 25, 2004 11:02 AM
Comments
ha! I got you beat...mine doesn't even have ornamants...just some fiber lighting mixed in w/the green. At least it scared the pigeons away.
happy xmas!
Posted by: moby at December 25, 2004 4:23 PM
ha! I got you beat...mine doesn't even have ornamants...just some fiber lighting mixed in w/the green. At least it scared the pigeons away.
happy xmas!
Posted by: moby at December 25, 2004 4:24 PM
Yer lucky, my tree is 6 inches tall and keeps falling off the damn tele.
Merry Xmas from Onalaska, WI :)
Posted by: Djhinn at December 26, 2004 1:27 PM