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December 25, 2004
super size woof
Found: Bad scan of a shirtless Morgan Spurlock from lileks.com
Opinion: That's hot.
Mission: Find or make a better resolution scan of pic from Entertainment Weekly, possibly still on the newsstands. Must go to newstand NOW (cuz good lord there's NOTHING else to do today!
I really, really need to get out of the house tomorrow.
Posted by jimbo at December 25, 2004 6:53 PM
Comments
But it's christmas Jimbo! If you were good, Santa woulda just fuckin brought you Morgan in the flesh, or at least a clone. A good clone too, not the kind that is a genetic experiment gone awry, and will melt into putrid bile after 12 hours of exposure to air; but one that will pose for such pictures for you, and then be a willing participant in your hottest Morgan fantasies. You know Santa's got that technology too, dude can make reindeer fly, how sick do you have to be to pull that off? Couldn't he have just gotten birds or a fairy or something?
Merry Christmas, and happy holidays!
Posted by: Kevin at December 25, 2004 7:21 PM
I've met Morgan ya know. Just saying. *grin*
Posted by: Adam at December 26, 2004 7:18 AM
Well set me up! Tell him Jimbo makes good burgers. (I do, actually.)
Posted by: jimbo at December 26, 2004 11:04 AM