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October 22, 2004

pure hotness

I will not attack my houseguest...I will not molest my houseguest...I will not grope my houseguest...I will not make advances on my houseguest...I will not rub up against my houseguest like a cat in heat...I will not hump my houseguest's leg...no matter how much my honeypot is on fire...frikkin' SWOON!
He's sooo dreamy.

And ohmigawd I don't know what to wear!

Last night I swore at practice that this will be my last season. But I said that before, right around this time of year as I recall. But there's really no point in trying to play when I'm trying to play with a back that continually threatens to spasm as it has been since I threw it out in the spring. Plus my thigh and calf decided to jerk off by themselves last night too, so I said fuck it and went to get something to eat. Seriously though, I am ahead physically, I can still run and bike, so it's probably a good time to quit. 2 more matches and a big gay tourney in NYC and then I'll pick up the pom-pons from this point out.

Homer is a delightful guest and quite perky too. But damn he has long legs! I feel like an Oompa-Loompa next to a Big Willie Wonka when we're walkin' around. Tonight we'll meet up with Bob and PJ at Windows for a few, and then grampaw's goin' to bed.

Posted by jimbo at October 22, 2004 2:25 PM

Comments

Say it isn't so! Don't hang up your rugby boots just yet. Give your back a rest, but come out and play again. Us old guys really dig playing with you younguns.

Posted by: ruggerjoe at October 22, 2004 4:09 PM

No way man. Grampaw's sick of throwing his back out and being cracked out for 3 weeks on powerful muscle relaxants. That, and I'm losing the funk for the game.

Posted by: jimbo at October 22, 2004 4:20 PM

I vote for molesting your house guest. ;)

Posted by: Mouse at October 22, 2004 10:01 PM

According to Emily Post, a honeypot fire trumps all rules of guest etiquette. Just saying. :-)

Posted by: albert at October 23, 2004 8:55 AM

He is very cute, and his awkwardness at the reading last night was endearing.

Posted by: Marc at October 25, 2004 10:38 AM

He is very cute, and his awkwardness at the reading last night was endearing.

Posted by: Marc at October 25, 2004 10:39 AM

Um...if you're not going to attack your houseguest, I'd be more than happy to Proxy and fill you in on the details *WOOF*

Posted by: wyocwby at October 25, 2004 11:55 AM

Before he moved to NY when ever I would see Michael on the street here in SF, I'd giggle like a little girl and runaway because he was just too cute to look at.

Posted by: toddski [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 25, 2004 5:50 PM

I giggled and ran away when he was in my house! 'doh!'

Posted by: jimbo at October 26, 2004 1:12 AM

I'm sure he appreciated not being molested :)
On top of being cute, he's very nice, no?
And we in New York get to have the pleasure of his company and residence now.

Posted by: Rob at October 27, 2004 3:41 PM

He is a sweet and gracious guest as he is hot and scruffy. And he doesn't snore or drool on the pillows either - I checked.

Posted by: jimbo at October 27, 2004 4:55 PM