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September 16, 2004
the orgasm bros.
I will not flip my polo shirt collar up. I did not do it the first time around either.
I love the new Beastie Boys video feat. Sasquatch. I've always been a big Sasquatch fan, ever since his first album, "Cascade Cruising." I think Adam is cute too.
Seann Scott is slated to play Bo Duke alongside Jessica Simpson as Daisy in the upcoming "Dukes of Hazzard" movie. Will they let him be scruffy and furry for this role? Howabout with a redneck fu-manchu 'stache?
And didn't I hear way back that there was supposed to be a sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?" called "Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car"?
In other Midwest cutie news (Seann is from Cottage Grove, MN) I loves the curly-haired cutie Landon from River Falls, WI on this season's Real World. I've missed many seasons, but for some reason have been watching this one a lot. I'm guessing the gay black guy will be the trainwreck of the gang...his conflicts with being a "real, masculine guy" spell out M.E.S.S. The queenier guy from NYC seems to be far more together and happy with himself, as many queeny guys tend to be from my experience. They know they are flaming, and have had to work a bit harder at accepting themselves.
A friend of mine asked me to help him run in the Annual 17th St. High Heel Race this year! I am honored. I've already told him to get all his good faghags and female coworkers to start digging in their closets for castoff dresses. Then he must stage a small fashion show for them before the race in order to pick out the best dress. Start buying cheap, gaudy makeup at CVS. And if he knows a real, professional drag queen, the makeup can be even better. I have a buncha stuff going on too close to the race, and I don't trust my lower back at the moment, so heels are out of the question for purely medical reasons.
More characters from my downtown gym: the Orgasm Bros. These two guys are always lifting waay too much weight, and lifting it in poor form, at great melodramatic volumes. "UUUUUAAAAAGH! GRRRRAAAAGH! AWRRRAAAGH!" Compensation, Sexual Frustration, party of two. One of the guys is always fawning over the other one, who I assume is straight. I think it's one of those sad "we're just buds" situations where the 'masculine, straight-acting' gay guy is in love with his clueless butch straight friend. Anyhow, I hadn't seen them in a while, and noticed one of them had shrunk considerably, and was favoring his back. No, I don't think his 'bud' poked him too hard in the behind, I think he pulled a muscle from lifting too much weight with bad form. Honies, it's not strength, it's mass that matters! It's not worth pulling anything, especially beyond age 30 or so. Recovery just takes too long. Keep the weights low, up the reps, and lift with good form. It's supposed to be exercise recreation, not punishment. And keep the orgasms on the gym floor to a minimum. Relase it on video or DVD.
Posted by jimbo at September 16, 2004 10:33 AM
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I stood next to MJ? (I think that's his name) last night at an outdoor Ben Folds concert. Not as cute up close (MJ, I mean). I don't have the energy to watch Real World any more.
Looking forward to the Dukes movie. I assume SWS will play Bo. There were all sorts of homo rumors about the guy who played the original Bo back here in Nashville in the 80s. Apparently he's now a Christian recording artist.
Posted by: dellwood at September 16, 2004 1:59 PM
I've been a big real world fan since the thing started. I've been disappointed with the show in the last few seasons or so, although I did really like the last one in San Diego.
I couldn't stand to watch the whole first episode of this season. It was just so boring, how many times are they gonna have the small town dude be suprised at gay people (and even worse, have them talk about it for about 10 minutes of the show)? Half of the cast comes off as extremely boring, and/or predictable; while nothing new, these guys and girls seem to break new ground.
I do like Landon, it's about time they cast a feminine straight dude. The hair is hideous though, him and MJ look like Ronald McDonald rejects. MJ moreso, he actually literally looks like a clown, sans makeup.
I still have hope, but I don't think I've ever not liked a first episode of any season.
I looked up on the sequel to 'dude, where is my car?', and apparently SWS said no. After reading that, I really didn't care into looking farther into it, haha. He was the only reason I sat through the first one.
Posted by: Kevin at September 16, 2004 3:24 PM
Bo was played by John Schneider, now playing hunky Daddy Kent on the WBs "Smallville". He's quite the woofer these days, always sporting scruff on the show.
And while I agree on the badness of MJs hair, I think Landon's hair is cute.
Posted by: jimbo at September 16, 2004 3:34 PM
The sequel was going to be Dude, Where's my Wife.
Mark
Posted by: Burl at September 16, 2004 8:57 PM
Dude, such a great round up!
One of the best posts I have ever read!
But in the O Bros' defensive I think sound is a very important part of working out- just like tennis. Sure you can hit the ball, but can you make that grunting noise like the pros?
Posted by: Bingo at September 16, 2004 11:52 PM
I'm rather tickled when the female olympic pole vaulters make that cute little squeal when they clear the bar.
Posted by: jimbo at September 17, 2004 9:53 AM
Which Adam? There are two in Beastie Boys: Yauch (MCA) and Horovitz (Adrock). Just wondering!
Posted by: Matt at September 17, 2004 4:45 PM
The cute Jewish-looking one with the big schnoz and the smirk. I'm guessing it would be Adam Horowitz.
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