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September 14, 2004

that question

Last week I was corresponding with this guy from match.com, things were going well, then he e-mailed me that question. "So why are you single?" Well clearly it's because I'm a mutant, and not the kind with super-powers. I stopped corresponding with him after that.

A while back I was having a conversation with Chrisafer over lunch where I mentioned that same question, and how it annoys me. When you ask that question to a single person, or maybe just me, it always sounds like, "What's wrong with you?" Believe me, us single folk ask ourselves that quite a lot, thank you. When asked that question, we often feel like we have to justify ourselves for some perceived and horrible incompleteness. Then that question came up again in the comments area:

"Why the hell do you not have a husband? Do you just wanna be single? Is DC really that lacking in huz material? Confused?!"

I do go on dates, but this blog isn't the tell-all venue for it as feelings have been hurt in the past. Too many people read this blog so writing about most of my dates is taboo. I've been seriously dating since winter, and have met lots of really nice and interesting guys, a few of whom I have been quite ga-ga over. But things don't always work out, and since the last relationship, I've been very picky. I deserve the best, and in the end, even if he's woofy as hell, you simply have to get along at the very least. If not, one can have a nice sleepover and/or make a new friend.

So I suppose the question should be addressed, since it comes up so often, so here are a few of my most common replies:

10. I'm not interested
9. He's not interested
8. He's not interesting
7. He lives in Saskatchewan (insert other city here)
6. He has a boyfriend
5. A partner doesn't complete me, so I don't have to have one
4. I was unemployed for a while - not sexy in DC
3. It took a while to get over the last relationship
2. It's hard to find a guy who's into fucking plush carnival toys
1. The men I date are sooo tasty, especially after dinner with some A-1 sauce. I like the hindquarters best - sooo meaty and chewy!

Posted by jimbo at September 14, 2004 11:40 PM

Comments

ooh I hated that question. while not corresponding with him from this point on may be a bit harsh, I can understand the sentiment. in my case you can add to the list: he smokes, he is intimidated by the fact that I was working on a PhD, he's mid 30s and has no plan for his retirement.....

but please share more about fucking plush carnival toys!

Posted by: WindReader at September 15, 2004 7:03 AM

Hey carnival furry are we still on for that drink?
I'm lucky in that I don't get that question, maybe it is all that talk about becoming a nun....

Posted by: Marie at September 15, 2004 8:01 AM

1) Welcome Back

2) Being picky is not a bad thing, Mother Nature is even more picker and harsher in the wild. So Kudos for your Pickyness

3) When Mr. Right makes the scene you will know it.

4) Try some wasabi or soy next time ;-)

and oh yes please do tell about this furry thing :-)

Posted by: Dax at September 15, 2004 8:37 AM

Dating in DC is just really hard. It's hard enough to meet people, as they don't like to actually speak to one another. Then when you do talk to them, they are constantly absorbed with their careers, unwilling to let anyone into their lives, and/or holding out for something better to pop up next week. I mean, just try to make plans with people - good luck. Leaving DC was the best thing for my dating life. Thus we have the eminently date-able Jimbo single.

Posted by: John at September 15, 2004 9:22 AM

*Totally Owning My Shame* Alas folks, I am the fuckin' LOSER that posed that question to Jimbo. Damn, I so did not mean to hurt feelers or be uber inappropriate.

It was just that I find Jimbo so amazing like someone I would kill kittens to date. =) And he is so authentic and that is really hard to find in the gayberhood or so it ha sbeen for me and my peeps. A lot of guys are image or body obsessed and lack the desire to go deeper and they also are lacking in the hilarious factor unlike Jimbo, our blogger.

Man, I feel horrible and have leanred a valuable life lesson: Never ask that heinous, why r u single question ever again.

May I please be absolved and be in Jimbo's graces?

Posted by: Bush Must Go at September 15, 2004 12:08 PM

I HATE that question as well. (If I knew the answer, do you think I'd still be eating canned soup for dinner in front of the TV and falling asleep alone?)

I also hate this comment, which I seem to get with alarming frequency: "You could have any guy in this bar you want." (Is that so? So why are those guys not talking to me and I'm stuck here with you blowing smoke up my ass?)

WHEW. Thanks. I feel better now.

Posted by: Jake at September 15, 2004 3:07 PM

I too hate that question; but, playing the devil's advocate here, it is often merely a device to keep the conversation going. My experience is that the question is usually asked by another single person in the context of dating. (In contrast, I would be REALLY offended if my mother were to ask me that question.) Perhaps the person asking is breaching the topic in the hopes that the question will be turned around to him.

It's possible . . .

In any case, Mr. 'Bush Must Go' guy seems very sweet from his posting above. To humble one's self like that (in power-conscious DC no less) is not easy. I find this quality very admirable. Also, he's kinda whipped on you, and appears trainable. Two more good qualities.

Posted by: Ron at September 15, 2004 5:10 PM

Ron: Point taken, 'booboo', or "Bush Must Go" is heretofore forgiven, especially for being concerned about my "feelers".

So maybe other people might not be annoyed by that question, but I can be, if it's interpreted in the wrong context.

Posted by: jimbo at September 15, 2004 6:12 PM

awwww...how sweet... I like sweet...

While I have never asked the question of anyone myself that I can remember, when asked of me, I choose to interpret it as an innocent (and safe) feeler to inquire if, in fact, I am the settling down type as opposed to the one-night-stand kinda guy. If one seems obviously "a catch" to another person, then it perfectly normal to wonder why that person hasn't been "caught". Take it as an oblique compliment rather than being offended, Jimbo - you definitely do seem to be "a catch".

Posted by: Andy at September 16, 2004 10:03 AM

Whew! Thanks =)

Posted by: Bush Must Go at September 16, 2004 12:04 PM

Wait. A guy you met from MATCH.COM asked you that? WTF? why is HE single? LOL

I can add a few reasons here as well (besides all of the above):

He's (or She's) boring, bad in bad, a bad kisser, a bad fuck, slow when trying to form words, fat, very fat, smells bad, won't wash his greasy hair, gone back to school, MARRIED. And on and on.

Yawl get the point.

Posted by: geek at September 16, 2004 5:10 PM

Dude, don't knock Saskatchewan, there's plenty of woofy dudes up here! Cowboys, ranchers, lumber jacks, miners, construction workers, etc. We may be in Canada, but at least we know how to keep warm at night! There's even a NATO training base near home. Norwegians, Swedes, Italians, and Canadian pilots just waiting to be shot down for the night. My tongue is fucking sore.

Posted by: frogger at September 17, 2004 3:52 PM

I wasn't knocking Saskatchewan, as there actually has been interest from there in the past...it's just that the interest is always from somewhere other than DC.

Posted by: jimbo at September 17, 2004 4:56 PM