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August 3, 2004
aztec temples, transsexuals, rain gods
Last night at the gym I spotted my first Aliens vs. Predator trailer on TV. I am so terribly, terribly excited. Looks like the old Aztec temples were actually little Alien farms set up by the Predators for sport. Sort of like those game ranches in Texas. Humans go into the temples, pods burst open, facehuggers come out and implant, and little baby Aliens are produced for the Predators to hunt. FRIKKIN' COOL! I'm a fan of the entire Aliens genre from back in tha day, loved Predator, read the books, the comics, and I like Aztec mythology too, so it's all Jimbo. They say it comes out this month, which I didn't know about. I am so there. I'm gonna see it like six times.
When I first tried searching for the Aliens vs. Predator (AvP) website, I typed in www.avp.com, which led me to the Association of Volleyball Professionals. Found hunky pictures there of course. Just wanted to point those out.
Yesterday me and Chrisafer tried to show our mutual friend Cyndi the transsexual Aztec queen that works at the McDonalds at the university student union, but s/he wasn't there. I'm assuming s/he had the day off for some kind of Aztec holiday, since there's been so much rain lately. Was it Tlaloc's Passover yesterday? Anyone notice any babies missing? Anyone get corn kernels thrown at them? BTW: there's a picture of me from Chrisafer's burfday party on his site.
Speaking of fertility, my garden groweth like a Central American rainforest. I have acorn squash, and my gourds have climbed all the way up the back staircase to the 2nd floor. Does anyone know how to discern when the acorn squash is ready for harvest? Tlaloc has given me no visions on the subject.
Well, isn't love..primitive
A wild gift...that you wanna give
Break out of captivity
And follow me, stereo jungle child
Love is the kill.....your heart's still wild
500 bonus points go to Jocko who tagged that lyric.
Posted by jimbo at August 3, 2004 10:32 AM
Comments
From 1984 - The Warrior by Scandal w/Patty Smyth, also known as Mrs. John McEnroe.
Posted by: JOCKOHOMO at August 3, 2004 11:47 AM
Whoa...not only do you win the 500 bonus points, but you get an extra 250 for the husband reference...I didn't know she married that angry tennis player!
Posted by: jimbo at August 3, 2004 12:06 PM
that is the cutest pic of you. adorable.
Posted by: Kia at August 3, 2004 12:12 PM
[sic] Cyndi the transsexual Aztec queen that works at the McDonalds at the university student union, but s/he wasn't there.
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Why,Why,Why, can't I have friends that are as freggin' hysterical and creative as Jimbo why why why?
He makes me piss myself sometimes - and I don't think he realizes just how funy he can be....now that is hot!
re: aforementioned Aztec Transexual Queen comments
G'ACK, riotous! the humanity!!
Posted by: Kaz at August 3, 2004 12:48 PM
Alien vs. Predator. Featuring Raoul Bova. As if I needed a further incentive to go. Can't WAIT.
Posted by: mak at August 3, 2004 2:17 PM