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July 29, 2004
zak spears thursday
I still have nothing pithy or political to say this week, other than that I'm having sex with a furry registered Republican again on Sunday. I will be safe and use protection, as I don't want to become GOP-positive. I got 8 hours of sleep last night, Chrisafer's birthday party is on Friday, and I'm looking forward to playing D&D on Saturday.
I think John Kerry's kids look like the Brady Bunch, especially Greg.
Do not miss Dooce today...she makes straight living sound interesting. Did you know wearing cabbage under your bra relieves the pain of weaning? I'll try it in my crotch next time there's a dry spell to prevent blueballs.
RuggedHunks Week continues with this hi-definition image of a cute pre-'roids Zak Spears courtesy of Obliquity. Does anyone have some good new post-'roids pics of him with his shaved head Daddy look? Now all I need is someone to send me good current pics of a bearded and fully furred Ray Dragon by Friday and we'll be set. 
Posted by jimbo at July 29, 2004 9:15 AM
Comments
MMMM ZAK
I belong to an online fanclub of Zak. I can e-mail you some pics if you like.
Posted by: Dax at July 29, 2004 9:46 AM
I didn't know Zak Spears had hemorrhoids. That must have cramped his career.
Posted by: Susan Digby at July 29, 2004 10:38 AM
Sigh. I like the old Zak Spears. He used to be so HOT.
Posted by: Jake at July 29, 2004 12:06 PM
I was referring to STEroids, not HEMORrhoids, you silly tart. But I suppose hemorrhoids would put a cramp in a porn star's career, but as I recall Spears is a top in most of his films, so it wouldn't really matter.
Posted by: jimbo at July 29, 2004 12:13 PM
Could be me, but is the pinky ring just a little not right? I'm all for the other...accessories
Posted by: Jimj at July 29, 2004 12:18 PM
Scientists are even now working around the clock to develop a treatment plan so that even the GOP-Positive can live full, ordinary lives; but it's far easier to never get politically infected in the first place.
I see the pinky ring as less of an affectation than the hammer he's clutching with the other hand, but then that's me. And Zac bottoms in at least one film ("License to Thrill", Fox Studios), so at least in 1994 those kind of 'roids weren't an issue. He's still kinda hot, but yeah, this leaner look was better IMO...
Posted by: Casey at July 29, 2004 5:12 PM
Two things:
1. Whoever posted as Susan Digby above, you're fucking brilliant and I'm still laughing. Identity Crisis, indeed.
and B. Zak currently bartends at the Faultline here in L.A...and boy, as cute as he still is, I do prefer Zak 1.0 to the new version. He's very tall, if you didn't know that.
Sigh. What once was. Catch Zak bottoming AND getting fisted (sans pinky ring) in Falcon's "Summer Fever".
Posted by: johnny at July 29, 2004 6:17 PM
...annnnnd #3: You MUST read the thread dedicated to him on MuscleService.com where he chimes in with pearls of wisdom gleaned from years of being the Gay. Registration required but priceless shit.
Posted by: johnny at July 29, 2004 6:20 PM
hey jimbo - hope you were serious about needing some recent pics of way too sexy ray dragon. have lusted over that man for almost 2 decades! sent you a few of my collection.
Posted by: Alan at July 29, 2004 6:45 PM
You're not supposed to give your special inner light to the Republicans. Period. No growling allowed otherwise.
Posted by: sam at July 31, 2004 2:44 AM