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July 14, 2004
herbie takes it up the ass
Yee-haw, you motherfuckers! FMA didn't even get past the Senate. Yeah, I know y'all were saying that, and I'm still mortified it got that far, but still. Its smiting is cause to celebrate.
And the pro-FMA press conference was scary enough to scare the pants off of middle America anyway, Dean Jones and Pat Boone being the biggest celebrities present. And the latter celeb wearing a tangerine sportcoat to the conference no less. My pet catfish had more style than that. Yes folks, that was a vision of the future without queers. Tangerine sportcoats. Just keep thinking about that.
Posted by jimbo at July 14, 2004 3:12 PM
Comments
When all of your "celebrity" endorsements come from people who haven't gotten a free table at the local Denny's in thirty years, what does that say about the currency of your movement?
Posted by: chrisafer at July 14, 2004 5:17 PM
Congratulations, you certainly contributed your share!
Posted by: Schorsch at July 14, 2004 10:42 PM
Ole Pat Boone wore that tangerine coat to keep dog-sniffin' Ricky Santorum from trying to hump his leg, least that's what he told me...
Posted by: homer at July 15, 2004 12:21 AM
We are not celebrating until this s@#t is over. Personally I think it is to early to open any bottles just yet.
I am going to sit back, vote, observe and do my small part until this is over.
Tangerine sport coat (eww) thats just sad.
WAIT!!!! Didnt Pat Boone go to the American Music Awards in some Leather daddy outfit ?!?(shudder)
Posted by: Dax at July 15, 2004 1:57 PM