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May 2, 2004

no more tina for you

Last night was pretty fun. Our rugby team was volunteering for staffing duties at the Saturday night Cherry 9 event. I showed up and was assigned the task of welcoming people and telling them to have their IDs out and ready. For some people, this was a difficult thing to do. It was amusing to guage the various levels of cracked-outedness of the guests. When you work at the door of a club where there are a lot of people cracked out of their gourds you will hear a lot of really pathetic drama. For some reason because I'm at the front door, they think I can solve all their problems. No honey, I can't conjure up your lost wallet for you. No honey, I can't replace the batteries in your cam - you'll have to do it yourself. Moderation, people!

The shift from midnight to 2am went quickly. I had assumed most of the attendees were yet to arrive, but when I got into the place, it was completely packed. I guess most of the people had shown up before my shift, which is surprising. I saw a woofer I used to date, and my old Peace Corps country director (!?!) which was a blast from the past. He's well into his 40's at least, but does very well at being youthful. The DJ was actually spinning tunes with lyrics, so that part was good. It was so crowded people were very sweaty, and I wasn't in the mood to get all sweaty with someone for once. But I managed to stay until 3am, and shared a cab ride home with a polite Southern gentleman who opened the cab door for me! That's so hot.

Favorite words this week: 'snarky' and 'gadonkadonk'.
Words still banned: 'carbs'

And for all you Bill Goldberg fans, don't miss the June issue of Hardcore Muscle magazine. Goldberg's woofy as usual, with a fully-daddied out beard goin' on his ursine self.

Posted by jimbo at May 2, 2004 1:12 PM

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