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May 27, 2004
just say no to 'enterprise' & tiny nekkid pics
I was sold on the season finale of 'Enterprise' last night - up until the final 2 minutes. Writers, just say NO to time-related plot twists. Now the crew has to stop aliens in the Third Reich? NO. That's just silly. I am done with Enterprise. Divorce. I really miss Captain Janeway, Tuvok and 7 of 9.
Other things to say No to: really teensy nudie pics sent by guys storing them on a camera phone or handheld device. Men, I want to see HIGH RESOLUTION pics of your bulging furry pecs when you send 'em to me. None of this postage stamp sized crap. No less than 300dpi, no smaller than 300 X 400 pixels, mmmkay? I'm getting old and my vision is failing. I want desktop-sized images!
Posted by jimbo at May 27, 2004 2:38 PM
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I had the EXACT same feelings on the matter. It was a pretty damned good episode right up until the ending. Couldn't believe it. Made me think they were trying to leave a spectacular ending so the show HAD to be brought back in some capacity as the rumor has been that Paramount might not bring it back in the fall.
Posted by: myke at May 27, 2004 3:22 PM
But your computer screen can't render anything over 72 dpi. It shouldn't matter....unless you're printing out all of these photos and pasting them to your wall in a furry pec shrine the likes of which will strike fear in the hearts of aestheticians and professional body waxers worldwide. Is that it?
Posted by: chrisafer at May 27, 2004 3:27 PM
Yes, I need 300dpi for the coffee table book I'm publishing of my pornucopia archive of fur porn pics.
Posted by: jimbo at May 27, 2004 4:02 PM
Wait, you get nekkid pics?!?! I want! How do I sign up for the getting of nekkid pics? I missed that meeting.
By the way, I was annoyed with the end as well. However, I will be back. I am the Star Trek franchise's bitch.
Posted by: Ed at May 28, 2004 10:51 AM
Amen to the whole Enterprise opinion. If I see one more time travel plot, I may scream.
Posted by: Lisa at May 28, 2004 12:32 PM
Hmmmm ... be careful what you ask for. I have some big furry pecs and a camera right here in the room with me.
300 dpi? That's going to make a BIG image. Got big bandwidth?
Enterprise: I haven't seen it since the first season. School got in the way, then I forgot how my TV worked.
Posted by: rob at June 1, 2004 12:09 AM
*sends you high resolution, and LARGE naked pictures of himself*
feel better?
Posted by: Joseph at June 3, 2004 1:05 PM