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April 20, 2004
ray-ray is my new pimp
Dear Don:
I have a dilemma. It is allowable to wear shorts where I work during the summer, as it is a fairly liberal work environment. Plus, the heating and cooling systems here barely function, and it is very stuffy indoors.
However, I only have casual summerwear, kakhi shorts and muscle tank-tops, because I am a big giant queen. I'd like to be somewhat 'dressy' here. Is it possible to achieve that in shorts?
In a Tizzy Wearing Tevas,
Jimbo
Frikkin' power went out in Shaw last night at 1:45am, and has been absent in since then. Both the roomate and his boyfriend had to get up at that time, pace around the house noisily and ponder the darkness. I had to make instant coffee this morning, and I made it badly. Ghetto copters flying overhead all morning, as I'm assuming the crackheads on the block are seeing opportunities everywhere. I am whining.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAMUS!!!
I had a nice day yesterday. I was in a really good mood all day. I think it was because I got lots of sunshine and played rugby over the weekend. It really is a big stress reliever for me. Either that or it was the comfort in knowing I'm Ghetto Pimp Ray-Ray's new bitch. I decided I was his new bitch after going out to Remington's on Sunday with Chrisafer to watch Ray-Ray compete in their version of 'American Idol'. Ray-Ray came on after some woofer (and you WILL introduce me to him, Ray) performed 'Faith'. Paula was impressed by his charisma, but not the vocal performance. Ray fared much better, workin' the crowd with his cut torso after one of his booty girls came up and tore his shirt open. Usher, look out.
All arise and be aroused by Father Jocko Homo, for spreading the faith and preaching for that rugged pup look.
Posted by jimbo at April 20, 2004 9:44 AM
Comments
Thank you Jimbo...I hope you get to be as old as me some day!
Posted by: Seamus at April 20, 2004 10:57 AM
You are MAKING me as old as you are! That's your evil plan, isn't it? Aged by attrition?
Posted by: jimbo at April 20, 2004 11:11 AM
LOL at the link to Jocko's "In Praise of Scruff." Had a bet with someone how long it would take you to pop that one on. (Thanx, I win!)
Posted by: Einerlei at April 20, 2004 12:36 PM
dearest jimbo,
shorts are casual. period. not even a jacket with tails on top could make them be anything but what they are. casual wear. i'd suggest you opt for a lightweight chino (gap, jcrew, bb) paired with a short sleeve oxford or dressier knit. penny loafers and a polished belt would top off the look nicely while leaving you cool yet not looking like you're heading to the crew club for anonymous sex. not that you'd do that anyway.
Posted by: don at April 20, 2004 2:24 PM
can't you just get some golf shirts?
Posted by: Doug at April 20, 2004 6:38 PM
Where my money at, beeeeeyatch?!?!
LOL. Love ya Jimbo. :D
Posted by: Ray-Ray at April 20, 2004 9:19 PM
Jimbo, I told you that woofy George Michael dude is taken! LOL. Or at least I think he is. I'll get the scoop. ;) He's a friend of a friend; I met him in person for the first time last night, too. :P
Posted by: Ray-Ray at April 20, 2004 9:44 PM