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April 1, 2004
neneh cherry
Umm...'scuse me? How come I never heard that my webmamma kiri was in a show in NYC? worst.sex.ever. Now, when you say you're doing something like a show in NYC, you have to say it a certain way. "I'm doing a show next month at the ____." Anyhow, my gurl kiri was in a show and didn't tell me. Shame on her. I'd love to hear from Uffish to see how it went, but I can't find his/her dang e-mail on his/her dang site, dangit. Is he/she a boy or a girl? And next time, to all you bloggers who I've already met in NYC who did this show, you may get more people to your show if you market it, as in like letting the rest of the world know about it. Shameless, be shameless about it!
However, there is a risk that if you got a bunch of DC bloggers on stage talking about their sex lives, there wouldn't be anything to talk about. I think the show last about 10 minutes. Or no one would want to 'fess up that they either had sex or did drugs, as it would show up on a security clearance form some day.
But I did find this on her site. Al Roker has a blog. That rocks on some gastric bypass level. Bad photo gallery though...the pics don't show up, and I can't find the one of Matt Lauer as J-Lo and Roker as P-Diddy. That one cracked me up.
Perhaps something like worst.sex.ever. could be done in DC? The creative scene is lacking in this town for sure, and people are starving for intelligent, non-political theatre that doesn't involve naked men singing. Most of the gay theatre in DC is cheap mindless crap that produces high ticket sales due to someone taking off their shirt at one point or another during the show. I'm more of a Cherry Red Productions sort of guy anyway.
On that note, the cherry blossoms are full-on, and I'm not feeling a thing. Some of my friends are devastated by allergies this time a year, but due to my eternal prescription to Allegra, jimbo is feelin' fine. Shite, Cherry 9 is at the end of this month. Time to work on crunches. Morel played some Neneh Cherry mixie last Saturday at Blowoff, which rocked.
Posted by jimbo at April 1, 2004 12:28 PM
Comments
That ceramic elephant at the top of your blog ....its disturbing ... yes seems somehow obscene. ;)
Posted by: Dwight at April 1, 2004 12:57 PM
It's elephallic.
Posted by: jimbo at April 1, 2004 1:41 PM
Dude, I'd definitely have a story or two to tell...
I think my favorite though occurs many years ago. While on a date, I had met the ex of a friend of mine. The guy was just incredible. Dumb as a brick, about 6'2", probably a good 220 pounds. Muscular, with just enough beef, and hairy. We stayed in touch, and once I checked in and got the ok from my buddy, I went over to his house to get it on. I'd just gotten my acceptance packet from Stern, and was really into some celebration sex. I was actually hoping this guy would fuck me, as I'd never tried that, and he was virtually my sexual ideal. To summarize, I'm lying there, underneath him, desperately hoping he would fuck me, when he opens up his mouth and says "you want my cock in your boy-pussy?" My What? Talk about ruining a moment. My buddy laughed his ass off at me when I told him about it.
Posted by: dan_dc at April 1, 2004 1:43 PM
Yes Dan, we have all read about your exploits. The question is, do you get repeat visits on those?
Posted by: jimbo at April 1, 2004 1:49 PM
Read about them? I don't think I've ever gone into any sort of detail in my blog...where are you reading about them? In terms of repeats, I usually find them a waste of time - but hey, when it is good, you always meet up again.
Posted by: Dan_DC at April 1, 2004 2:43 PM
From the Department of Shenanigans -
Please note that Dan does not blog details, but he does post them here.
Posted by: D.O.S. Agent 12584 at April 1, 2004 3:09 PM
Err, it was promoted, as in written up in the Times and the New Yorker in advance. That would be why they had to turn away half the people that showed up that night....
Posted by: sam at April 2, 2004 12:50 PM
Oh, sure...tell the New York Times, but don't tell your little sister Jimbo in DC. Fine.
Posted by: jimbo at April 2, 2004 1:01 PM