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April 22, 2004
happy earth day
Hey, in case you forgot in this wildlife refuge-plunderin, blood-for-oil fightin', science redefinin', queer stompin', conservative Christian cock-suckin' Republican administration, it's Earth Day today. With environmental awareness levels as they are these days, all I'm askin' is that you put your recyclables out on the curb, or pick up some litter. Fart lightly if you can, as your ass produces greenhouse gasses. Put a plug in it even, as your mere existence is destroying the universe. Happy Earth Day!
Oh mah gawd...the Earth Day for Kids Superfund page I made back in tha day (1998?) when I was first cutting my teeth on HTML is still up. Rock. That page is older than your kids or your dog. I'm a daddy, and my kids endure.
Hellboy last night was pretty good. Very 'Call of Cthulu' menaces in the film. Read up on yer H.P. Lovecraft if you don't know what I'm talkin' about. Like faceless, nameless horrors of pure entropy and destruction, beyond the realms of good and evil and all that.
Posted by jimbo at April 22, 2004 10:09 AM
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I forgot the .net on the first message. My new earthlink total access 2004 spamblocked the earthday entry. They have also spamblocked my cryptic puzzles from Glasgow, Scotland. There are forces out there that complicate everything, in spite of my going to the yard waste place yesterday with two neighbors' castoffs. Today I brought grandma in for her six-month checkup. The doctor was really pushing for Fosamax to improve her bone structure. For the probably third time in a row I turned down this offer, as I do not think better bones will improve her memory. I sense a drug producer conspiracy here. He must be getting a kickback. Back to Earthday, I sure wish there was a link to Earthlink. In my own back yard, or side yard, I am thinking about adopting my neighbors's south-facing house side, as it may be cheaper than putting up a fence to remove the eyesore overgrown rose bush daylily mess. Love, first, mom.
Posted by: first mom at April 22, 2004 2:29 PM
Ma, stop cleaning up the neighbor's yard!
(Now all of you know how I got to be my tidy self.)
Posted by: jimbo at April 22, 2004 3:02 PM
Earthday is a birthday????
YIKES
Posted by: Seamus at April 23, 2004 2:39 AM
Hey what happened to the elephants??
I *liked* the elephants....
Posted by: Andy at April 23, 2004 10:06 AM