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March 17, 2004
my shamrock shake brings all the laddies to the pub
I totally forgot that it was St. Patrick's Day today, but then again I'm only marginally Irish. I think my last name is English anyway, and I'm mostly Norwegian, like everyone else from where I'm from in Western Wisconsin. I don't think I'm going to go out and perpetuate racial stereotypes tonight by swilling Guiness either. However, make sure to give a shout out for our favorite Hawaiian / Hispanic Leprechaun Tard, and of course Chrisafer McMilkshake as well.
That reminds me...best wishes to Miss Whitney Houston on her 34th trip to rehab. I still haven't heard any sort of 'Crack is Whack' remix yet.
I for one will be all about May 17th, the day Norway declared its independence from the evil Danes. In fact, my roomate and I will be having a party the Saturday before that, since it's also his birthday, we are now both employed and need to celebrate, and he's never had a housewarming yet. It'll be B.Y.O.B. of course, as we been 'po for quite some time. No fabu catering for us. Also, a house party is a good way to get shit cleaned up that you've ignored for too long. The party theme will be everything Norwegian, and I'll try to scrounge up some lefse, lutefisk, and maybe even some sunbakkles.
My mom arrives in NYC today for her Thelma and Louise trip with her girlfriend. Sadly I won't be able to make it up there to meet her, but I'm encouraging her to come visit me here some day in DC. However, she reads this blog, and I need to stop writing about all the 'hos and shootings in my 'hood first. It's all about the spin, baby. Thus far it's been mostly my friends from my hometown who have visited, with the exception of my oldest brother, who was a hit with all the gay boys and he didn't understand why. He was always shirtless during his visit as he is in his normal windsurfing hippie environment state of mind.
I just had to post this gratuitous pic of Ken Shamrock, just because it wouldn't be appropriate any other day.
Posted by jimbo at March 17, 2004 9:35 AM
Comments
What's a sunbukkake?
Posted by: chrisafer at March 17, 2004 12:05 PM
lefse: flat bread that looks like it has moles, slathered in lard.
lutefisk: herring pickled in lye.
sunbakkle (sp?): small star-shaped cookies, that sorta look like muffin tin paper cups.
Posted by: jimbo at March 17, 2004 12:26 PM
That, and gay marriage in Massachusetts.
Posted by: sam at March 17, 2004 2:49 PM
I haven't been in a McDonald's in years, but I am so ready to try that shake after cardio today.
Posted by: rob at March 17, 2004 2:52 PM
Chrisafer, thats when you get a bukkake in the daylight
Posted by: GURL at March 17, 2004 3:52 PM
On behalf of all Danes (my hubby) and Canadians living in Denmark (me) I RESENT your comment about evil Danes!!
I mean, you have to LIVE here awhile before you realize how truely EVIL they really are.
Sheesh.
:o)
Posted by: spyke at March 18, 2004 1:52 AM
Don't forget the Kransakake and Julekakae. And Lingonberry Jam.
Posted by: Brian at March 18, 2004 2:14 AM
I love swedish meatballs and lingonberry jam. Hell I even like lutefisk (does that make me odd?).
Posted by: ruggerjohnnyd at March 23, 2004 2:11 PM