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March 12, 2004
hi, i'm bjorn from botswana, and i think you're hot
Hmm...just got my match.com thingy in by e-mail. I'm too cheap yet for a full subscription right now though. Their search / profile match wasn't quite on target for what I'm really into. Howcome I didn't get the same matches as Jocko? Better to just surf thru the profiles it seems. Same guys as on bigmuscle.com, Yahoo, AOL, and The Onion, and the Washington Blade local personals. Plus, the only 'wink' I get is from some guy in Botswana. I'm not kidding.
My apologies to Ben for not connecting the Ben I get introduced to at the Eagle last year by John of Beaverhausen and the Ben of Beaverhausen. We have met, but I still think you're cute! I do have a shitty memory, but good visual match skills. Next time I see you I'll stick my toungue down your throat like you asked. Was it you who asked me that? I'll do it anyway. My apologies in advance and belated to everyone for repeating my inane stories to you, forgetting your name, e-mailing you several times about the same subject, and totally forgetting about appointments. Especially lately, with all my $$$, car, grad school application and workload stress. No more drama. I just wanna cut out shapes outta construction paper today. Y'all have a good weekend, I'm all about 5pm right now.
Posted by jimbo at March 12, 2004 10:15 AM
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yeah, I want jocko's matches, too...
Posted by: stebbins at March 12, 2004 10:34 AM
I'm with you on this one. I want 5pm to get here as fast as possible.
Oh and the winks I get on match.com? Uh, NOT ONE was my type. NOt one. Nope......none.
Have a great weekend.
hugs
Posted by: mark at March 12, 2004 11:02 AM
I'm thinking Jocko made up most of those matches.
Posted by: chrisafer at March 12, 2004 3:29 PM
Nuh-uh! That dude with the beer showed up on the whack-a-mole portion of my test.
Posted by: jimbo at March 12, 2004 4:04 PM
Jimbo were you drunk when you wrote this post? Its all over the place and blabby......drunk at work AGAIN?
Posted by: Gurl at March 12, 2004 4:34 PM
Gurl: I was practicing my writing skills and was trying to write in a style similar to your general demeanor.
Posted by: jimbo at March 12, 2004 4:42 PM
The plastic monkey is mole whackable....
Posted by: Jeff at March 12, 2004 11:10 PM