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March 16, 2004
check out mighty jimbo's hot ripped hairy abs
(Heh heh...watch that metrosexual mofo's hits go up once I post this...gurls check out this entry...)
Once upon a time I did a vanity search on Google for me and my weblog. I typed in 'jimbo' in the search engine, and I got some crunchy granola dude's weblog called "The Mighty Jimbo". At first I was incensed that some crunchy granola dude from the West Coast was getting more hits and was higher up on a Google search than MOI, but then I started reading his interesting posts and realized he was pretty cool for a breeder. He's kinda outdoorsy, is horny much like my older brother, and kinda schnozalicous like Fitz. So we corresponded a bit and now I'm calling him 'bitch' and 'honey', but not 'sweetie' just yet.
So anyhow, I was checking out his gayer than gayest metrosexual post of all time, where he shows off his collection of fabu clothing, and at the bottom is this SUPER HOT PIC OF HIS CHEST AND ABS OMIGAWD STRAIGHT OUTTA BIGMUSCLE.COM HOLEE SHIT OMIGAWD GURL GO CHECK OUT THAT PIC and I got all hot and bothered. Plus the bitch has better clothes than me, and she's straight.
Posted by jimbo at March 16, 2004 1:40 PM
Comments
Wow
Posted by: Dwight at March 16, 2004 2:13 PM
I KNOW!! He lives near me, so I have my ladder in my car, ready to sneek a peek through the bathroom window.
Seriously, he's a real nice guy too.
Posted by: brent at March 16, 2004 3:40 PM
hmm, I might have to switch Jimbo allegiances...
"I pledge allegiance, to the Jimbo, with the furriest muscle chest of all
and to the sexy abs for which he stands
one nation under glutes, for muscles calves, and furry ass for all
Posted by: GURL at March 16, 2004 3:44 PM
Hmmm - I know I'm "new" around this blog, but I just gotta ask.
Do ALL Jimbo's look so good with an open shirt? And if they DO, do any of them happen to live in Europe? And if they DON'T, are they coming on vacation any time soon???
:o)
Posted by: spyke at March 16, 2004 4:44 PM
Holy Crap! Yeah.....all Jimbos are HOT.
Posted by: mark at March 16, 2004 4:46 PM
Niiiicce. First time at both Jimbo's. Me Likey.
Posted by: Rusty at March 16, 2004 6:56 PM
awwww. i'm all blushing. keep it up and i might send you the link to my beefcake photo collection that tassy um, "forced" me to create.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo at March 16, 2004 7:02 PM
OMG, now he is teasing us!!
Posted by: brent at March 16, 2004 7:27 PM
"some crunchy granola dude from the West Coast?" Don't be bitter just because we have endlessly great weather. Oh, wait, that's Hawaii.
So I Googled you and the mighty jimbo came out on top and you didn't come up at all. OK, I gave up after the 10 page and seeing japanese sites with references to "jimbo"...
Posted by: Rob at March 16, 2004 10:07 PM
Dwight, that would be Fucking Wow! The Mighty Jimbo is hot and some lucky girl is definitely going to be lucky.
Jimbo please note that I did post a comment that didn't involve you shaving your balls.
Posted by: Burl at March 17, 2004 12:23 AM
Holy freakin' six-pack!! Hotness. Not to mention his post is hilarious. :D
Posted by: Ray-Ray at March 17, 2004 10:39 AM
Uh huh...he's all that, that's for sure. He's right up with with my fav (original) metroman, John Halcyon Styn (aka Cockybastard.com). That man gives me hot flashes!
Posted by: Corin at March 17, 2004 10:58 AM
heh, corin, who do you think designed and hosts my site? halcyon and i have been friends for a long time, and he is my original digital inspiration.
Posted by: The Mighty Jimbo at March 17, 2004 11:38 AM
WoW, Jimbos will be in my dreams tonight!
Posted by: Cole at March 17, 2004 12:58 PM