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February 3, 2004

jesuth chrisst

Mr. Slave from South ParkI just had to say that. I've been saying "Jesusth Chrisst" every time the weather gets shitty in the sibilant tones of Mr. Slave from South Park. The weather warrants such expletives.

Speaking of the profane, after some thought, I'm going to say that I think janet's boob was out of place at the Superbowl. For something like the MTV Video Music Awards it would be fine, but she went a little too far with JT on Sunday night. The Superbowl is a family thing, and American families aren't ready for your boob yet, janet. Plus, Lil' Kim has already done the pasty thing, so somebody beat you to it, girl. Janet, I think you are talented and established enough to not have to do the cheap shots like Britney and Christina. Stick with being Janet. This just in: Mighty Jimbo points out the true tragedy here...a frumpily dressed JT. As one of Jimbo's fans states, "Justin just likes to get things off the rack." Groooaaan!

Yesterday's GRE exam went pretty well. I did surprisingly good on the math problems, what little review and practice I had done really paid off. Years of calculating D&D character experience points (algebra), calculating unemployment benefits (calculus) and using Adobe Photoshop (geometry) also helped a lot. And I need to add that one of my vocabulary questions involved understanding the word 'enervation', which I never would have came across had I never read a description for a standard necromancy spell in D&D. Mom, thanks for not being a religious freak and letting me play D&D...my GRE results are improved as a direct result of being a geek.

Anyhow, I don't yet know if these are bragging points yet, but I got 550 on the Verbal section, and 430 on the Quantitative. I don't really know what that compares to though. If these are embarassing scores I'll promptly remove this entire paragraph.

Black Bubba:  Baddest Daddy In Texas Currently lusting over: a particularly hot space cowboy from Houston. Damn! Lookit those guns!

In other news about things that grow in the South, howabout them castor beans? A powder what authorities believe at this time to be ricin was recently found in a Senate mailroom near Sen. Frist's office. I swear I didn't do it! I only grow the stuff because my neighbors like it. But enticing a Senator with faux cocaine was a good idea, but no dice.

Oh, my presentation yesterday. I lucked out and my boss couldn't show up, which was a great relief for some reason, so I was more relaxed during my show. For a mere 15 PowerPoint slides, it lasted a remarkable 45 minutes. Lots of discussion and advice. Later on the IT guy told me my communications plan for the department was 'rather ambitious'. Well, better that than no clue or plan at all. I'll take it as a compliment.

So I haven't wrote about it much, but things are going well with the woofer I met at MAL over MLK weekend. I think I will be writing about him enough to give him a psudonym in the manner of 'Tard', 'Gurl' and 'Mitzhi'. The psudonym will describe him as the hottie that he is, but I'm as of yet uninspired. It's funny that we had corresponded online a while back, but we both got busy and forgot about it. Anyhow, so far I'm not losing my head, I like spending time with him, and I get a stiffy thinking about him. All good signs.

Posted by jimbo at February 3, 2004 9:47 AM

Comments

For God's sake, it's just a boob. I'll never understand why we, as a society, can happily watch a person getting blown up or dismembered but can't stand the sight of a bare boob. No the FCC is looking at fining not only CBS, but every single affiliate that aired the Super Bowl. Doesn't our government have more important things to worry about than Janet's boob? I'll get off my soapbox now.

That's a damn hot pic of Bubba. I looked for him at half time but didn't see him.

Posted by: Burl at February 3, 2004 9:27 PM

Fine CBS and All the Affiliates and donate the money to Boob research! I'm all for it. somebody was asleep at the censor button, fry em! Who is going to keep us safe from really big boobs on TV. I would have rather viewed the moveon.org spot than get a flash of Janet's breast anyway.

Posted by: Timothy at February 3, 2004 10:13 PM

now, the question remains, is she "baby" or "miss jackson" cuz she so nasty.

:)

Posted by: Nick at February 4, 2004 8:26 AM

I just like saying 'boob', especially in the singular form. It's more fun than 'boobs'. boob. boob. boob. boob. boob. boob. boob. boob to the 23rd power. boob.

Posted by: jimbo at February 4, 2004 10:49 AM

Thanks for the compliment. Turns out we entered and exited during the commercial breaks. Bummer.

Posted by: Bubba at February 4, 2004 6:18 PM

Woofs to Bubba! Almost enough to make me want to move back to Houston! But visiting Mom will have to suffice.

Posted by: Rob at February 4, 2004 8:08 PM