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January 11, 2004
sunburnt ass
Ow. I burned my ass. All by myself. I was so grumpy yesterday, and I'm tired of being ghoulishly white, so I treated myself to a mere 16 minutes in the tanning booth today for some happy rays. The guy at the counter warned me not to go beyond 14 minutes in the 'Ultra' booth. And then I went buck nekkid to boot. Now I'm sorry I did the Ultra sans briefs.
I went to the gym afterwards for a good arm workout, then some time in the sauna. I hadn't looked at myself in the mirror since the tanning booth at this point. People kept leaving the sauna after I walked in, which was unusual. After I showered off, I went to dzuzz my 'do in the mirror. You know the holstein cow pattern on the Gateway computer boxes? Now imagine the black part being red, with that pattern over my entire body. I guess I looked like some sort of horrid food allergy victim, as there were uneven burns all over most of my body. I'm sitting on one of those red blotches right now. Ow. Applying aloe shortly.
In more burnt news, Scruff King Brett Favre made a bad pass during a tie in overtime tonight, so da Packers won't be going to the finals. We are bummed.
Posted by jimbo at January 11, 2004 8:46 PM
Comments
Be happy it wasn't your penis that got the burning.
Posted by: Burl at January 11, 2004 10:08 PM
Oh, Jimbo... 16 minutes when you haven't been in months?! You have to work up to times like that!
Posted by: Jeff at January 11, 2004 10:40 PM
I think my peeter is a bit red, and definitely my 'nads. I'm in pain and I feel dumb.
Posted by: jimbo at January 12, 2004 12:22 AM
Try using self-tanner next time - A good one works and is not damaging to the skin.
And if youre just going out and want some color on the face - try a tinted moisturizer - youll be surprised at the results- subtle yet you get some nice glowing color
Posted by: dakota at January 12, 2004 8:33 AM
What makes you so sure those people fled the sauna because of your mottled skin?
:)
Posted by: dan_dc at January 12, 2004 1:34 PM
Careful, you'd hate to get a weird boil/cancer thing on Mr. Happy in your declining days like a certian King we know... :0
Posted by: Fitz at January 12, 2004 3:52 PM
Got any pics?
Posted by: darren at January 12, 2004 6:02 PM
You know I never really understood this whole tanning bed thing. Why would you intentionally submit your body to huge doses of UV radiation.
Sorry you're all burnt :( that is definitely no fun. *hugs*
Posted by: Scott at January 12, 2004 7:03 PM
that is a totally funny story!
sorta of related but not really; i fell so much on my ass while snowboarding i had two perfect black and blue circles on each ass cheek.
Posted by: brent at January 12, 2004 11:11 PM
Ive seen the ass (He stopped by last night specifically to moon me). Lets put it this way. Jimbo should avoid being around male baboons for a few days.....red red red!
Posted by: GURL at January 13, 2004 8:49 AM