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January 7, 2004
parka time
Whoa it got cold real quick last night. All I had on was my Carhartt barn jacket as I walked to the gym. It's still mighty cold today. Parka time. It was good to get back to the workout though...and the scenery warmed me up right quick.
Speaking of winterwear, I think I'm going to go as Andre 3000 circa VH-1 Big in '03 Awards show next year for Halloween. Someone remind me like in August next year or I'll forget. Big, furry, fuchsia sleeves and snowpants is all I can say. I'll need a cadre of booty bitches in similar attire. Accepting applications now: must have booty and look good in fushsia.
Dan Savage answers my question from earlier this week in this week's Savage Love: "There are tons of happily married, sexually fulfilled couples out there. If that's the kind of relationship you want, don't settle for a partner who isn't good, giving, and game, and be a good, giving, and game partner yourself." OK I'll do that...right on brotha. And in other Onion news, my other favorite column, Pathetic Geek Stories has moved to its own website.
Posted by jimbo at January 7, 2004 10:45 AM
Comments
ok that is so weird. I was thinking just yesterday that i wanted to be Andre 3000 for Halloween!!! Maybe it's the boa.
Posted by: brent at January 7, 2004 11:35 PM
It's really all about wearing acrylic flourescent fur. And big furry moonboots too. All I really want is to wear moon boots again.
Posted by: jimbo at January 8, 2004 9:49 AM