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January 28, 2004
beer girls wanted
A snapshot of a classified ad from this morning's edition of UMD's student paper 'The Diamondback'. Chrisafer and I will be applying, because we're hot, outgoing, and can pass for 21 in the right light.
Introducing: slapmonkey, and his Seann William Scott tribute page. Me and Joe have a secret SWS club (you're not invited) and we like totally have a SWS newsletter and we get together and watch American Pie and Evolution and like totally giggle all night!
Posted by jimbo at January 28, 2004 9:15 AM
Comments
This might be just the thing to pick me up after narrowly missing that job opportunity at the new DC Coyote Ugly.
Posted by: chrisafer at January 28, 2004 11:20 AM
I know you took that rejection pretty hard, Chris. I'll be your reference for this new one.
BTW: We ARE going to Coyote Ugly one day soon!
Posted by: jimbo at January 28, 2004 11:32 AM
OK, you maybe, but not Chris. No way could he pass for 21. *wink* As for SWS, I actually met him once...OOGA!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Adam at January 28, 2004 4:47 PM
swoon.
Posted by: jimbo at January 28, 2004 4:53 PM
OK I want into tis secret SWS club. Woof. Damn.
Posted by: Dan at January 28, 2004 6:18 PM
Our club is for super cool kids ONLY!!!!! Private note to Jimbo (this means, stop reading right now Becki!)
Do you want to meet me in the lunch room after school to trade SWS sites?!!!
check one: _Yes _No _Maybe
Posted by: Joe at January 29, 2004 1:04 AM
I totally answered that ad. It was a total sham! They asked me to show them my TITS! Yeah, but I totally did it ANYWAY! Girls Gone Wild 4-EVER!
Posted by: Joe Again at January 29, 2004 1:07 AM
Joe:
_X_Yes _No _Maybe
Omigawd I just got the latest issue of Teen People and there's a big pull-out picture of him! EEEEE!
Posted by: jimbo at January 29, 2004 10:01 AM