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December 11, 2003

god bless us, everyone

I am a pillar of calm in the storm. My sea has no waves. There is no drama on my stage. I am order. I am Earth incarnate. I will not be moved by hypersensitivity, insensitivity, the overextended, the self-percieved overextended, the gift-buying obsessed, or those in a pit of their own making. None of it sticks to me, none of it strikes me. Pure teflon-titanium alloy ship with force generators at full power.

Except for the guy clipping his toenails in the gym. That's just going to fucking set me off and make me go apeshit during this most wonderful time of the year. I'll totally crack if that happens.

Posted by jimbo at December 11, 2003 1:48 PM

Comments

OK Jimbo, this one made me laugh out loud and got me busted for reading your weblog in the office.

But really, we must start a movement on this one. . .

Posted by: Ron at December 11, 2003 3:59 PM