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November 6, 2003
they found me
Yes, the Fall Computer Drive is still going on! As of today we are about 1/16th of the way to our goal, regardless of my snotty and catty behavior in public.
Some interesting stats to think about...in October I got 28,000 visits (not hits, mind you), or an average of 1,100 visits per day. Now about half of those visits are probably repeat checks during the day (and you know who you are) but that means about 500 people are checking out my site every day.
Sadly, when most people do searches and come across my site, they are looking for some quote I made about a certain very famous soccer player and a certain kind of wool garment worn by Scots. I won't say either word as I don't want to gum up the hits any more than they are. Other unique searches that lead people to my site are 'Maria Shriver Skeletor', 'gay cars', and 'crack is whack'.
I finally got an e-mail account at work, and they have found me. Several press releases to work on and some Website development work to do. It's been hot and humid here the past couple of days, and since they turned on the boiler heating and can't turn it off, the combination of the two has made the office a rather stifling place. However, everyone leaves at 4:30, which is FINE with me! This morning on the drive to work my car just sorta died, and I barely made it into a parking lot before my car simply stopped working. Wierd. However, I was able to start it back up again and make it to work. I'm thinking all the wet, humid air and the mega-puddles I drove through last night might have something to do with it..
Hmm...some anonymous wuss commented on my 'snotty and catty' behavior in public. OK, raise your hand if I've been snotty or catty to you (Gurl and other good friends don't count...). I'd think most would describe me as 'moody and morose', 'social retard' or 'drunken idiot', but snotty and catty? There are only three people in this town I can recall being deliberately snotty and catty to, but to the rest I do it in jest. Or maybe the guy was commenting on the snotplay sex party I went to last month where I did like 3 bumps of kitty....
Posted by jimbo at November 6, 2003 10:34 AM
Comments
bitch, I'll cut you! don' be dissin' me like that...
Posted by: stebbins at November 6, 2003 2:10 PM
If the truth is diss, then I do in fact diss you.
(Wanna see the SERVER STATS, MISS COMPULSIVE!?)
Posted by: jimbo at November 6, 2003 3:15 PM
sex party? kitty? you told me you had been at a church revival and were filled with the spirit of our lord....
Posted by: donald at November 7, 2003 7:38 AM
I dunno, based on my voicemails, I would go with drunken. Definitely not snotty!
Posted by: Adam at November 7, 2003 1:10 PM
'Weird'
Posted by: tard at November 7, 2003 1:15 PM