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November 27, 2003
The Ghetto Tree
The Ghetto Tree
by Jimbo
Ghetto Tree, oh Ghetto tree
Like a sentry over 5th and T
Your boughs are fake
Your ornaments cheap
For trees in this city
We cannot reap
Da girls on da corner
They ho ho hos
You better be good
Cuz Santa knows
Step swiftly now
And quickly pass
Or the dealers on the corner
Will pop a cap in your ass
For now all is quiet
No crack we can see
It's another holiday season
In da 'hood of DC
Posted by jimbo at November 27, 2003 2:21 PM
Comments
I'll be humming it all day! Very Funny. From our Ghetto here in Ptunam CT to yours in DC -Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Timothy at November 27, 2003 3:02 PM
We did a ghetto tree last year (drug paraphenalia & coupons). The only problem was that most of our friends couldn't restrain themselves from licking all the baggies.
Posted by: sean at November 27, 2003 9:38 PM
jimbo, that was so good you almost made me switch.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo at November 29, 2003 10:58 AM