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November 25, 2003
fly on a sheep's ass
Dojani30: Are jewish men usually furry?
Jimbo3DC: Many are, or at least have some nice scruff potential. I'm crazy for Jews.
Dojani30: lol, they are the chosen people for both God and you.
Jimbo3DC: God loves furry people. Smooth people are the pawns of Satan.
Dojani30: Amen to that sister.
Jimbo3DC: So like Chrisafer's all busy and shit here and is like totally ignoring me!!! I have to hang out with her husband GLENN.
Dojani30: Ewww, yeah, I think Chris is behind on his newsletter.
Jimbo3DC: She's been like saying that for three weeks now. I should go pester her. She's only 1 building away.
Dojani30: She procrastinates.
Jimbo3DC: MUH HUH! Like e-mails and chats with every blogger in existence all day.
Dojani30: Exactly. I used to feel special then i realized she IM'ed everyone online all day long.
Jimbo3DC: Like the blogwhore she is.
Dojani30: She's a P street blogwhore, not even an uptown one.
Posted by jimbo at November 25, 2003 11:18 AM
Comments
That's just mean.
Besides whores get paid.
Posted by: chrisafer at November 25, 2003 11:47 AM
Wait, she told me she only talks to me!
Posted by: Adam at November 25, 2003 12:11 PM
HAHAHAH!
Oh, poor Chrisafer. Adam, I agree...I think we should drop him. ;)
Posted by: Ray-Ray at November 25, 2003 12:52 PM
Whoa, hold on there for a sec, my goyishe boychiks...as a jew myself, I can tell you that this furry-jewish man thing is a total myth.
Mother has had me waxed since before I could talk.
Posted by: sean at November 25, 2003 1:40 PM
Sean: your mother waxes her back too.
Posted by: jimbo at November 25, 2003 2:37 PM
May you burn for eternity in beige, WASP hell.
Posted by: sean at November 25, 2003 3:55 PM
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read not posted here, Jimbo. And every word of it - at least about 'fer - is true.
Posted by: submeat at November 25, 2003 7:09 PM
i'm sure this was funny but i don't get the p street reference.
as far as the fur is concerned, personally i would love to take a pill and lose all mine. the irony of my life. losing the gorgeous fur on my head as it migrates to all the places i could do without it.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo at November 25, 2003 8:15 PM
Jim: Don was referring to all the trashy male mo-hos in the P Street bar area of DC. There are a few seedy bars in that area often frequented by equally seedy male prostitutes. As a 'P Street Ho', you would be the lowest of the low.
Posted by: jimbo at November 26, 2003 9:22 AM
I did the P St bar scene years ago. I remember I used to look around and wonder to myself "where *did* they bus these guys in from?"
Posted by: Andy at November 26, 2003 11:40 AM