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October 28, 2003
where is tard?
Where is The Tard? They say he is here on campus.
I go to the Math building. Here there is no Tard.
I go to the Physics Building. No Tard here either.
I go to the Muppet sculpture. I can't see The Tard.
I go to the cruisey area in the library basement. I ask, "Have you seen The Tard?"
"There is no Tard here," they cruzadistas say.
I go to the fitness center group showers. "Have you seen my Tard?"
"We don't know no Tard," the hung jocks say.
I cannot find Tard.
Posted by jimbo at October 28, 2003 11:51 AM
Comments
The Tard just left you a note on your desk, mon ami.
Posted by: tard at October 28, 2003 3:38 PM