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October 15, 2003
lose 5 pounds now...ask me how!
I'm not sure if I should be elated or worried that the end of the world is near...there were these two obviously straight guys intensely analyzing one another at the gym, then one began to offer bouffant advice to the other, and began actually 'dzuzzing' the others' hair. I couldn't believe it. But they did have nice hair. You go boys.
Then there was this uber-handsome/hot gay couple who I've seen at a few parties here and there. Like really stunningly handsome, and they don't push the agenda about it they are so hot. Like I avert my eyes in their presence hot, and would titter like a little girl if either of them talked to me hot. Yes, I have those days too.
Look...the scale at the gym says 160! Lose 5 pounds now...ask me how! This weekend's oral and rectal explosions really had an effect. That was the worst I've ever been since my time in Peace Corps, when I was like that pretty much every day. Gawd I must have been down to 150 when I got back from Kazakstan. I never could get used to that water. But right now I really need whatever weight I can keep - pudge or otherwise until rugby season is over.
How badly do your geeky hobbies humiliate you and affect your sex life? A sent me this link about the top 10 geeky hobbies that can really get in the way. However, I've been an enthusaist of 6 of the 10 on that list and seem to be doing fine in the nookie department. Does this list not apply to gay geeks? Yes, long ago I played a White Hand Orc in a Live Action Role Playing (LARP) game at Govenor Dodge State Park in Wisconsin. Geek me baby, like you've never geeked before. Oh, geek it to me, till I just can't take no more...
Posted by jimbo at October 15, 2003 9:51 AM
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Mint Condition issue of Kingdom Come miniseries...CHECK
Elven to English Dictionary...CHECK
Lightsaber...CHECK
Wardrobe from Hottopic and Vampire teethcaps...CHECK
Sailormoon cardset...CHECK
Everquest&MtDew...CHECK
Tricorder,phaser,Starfleetuniform,Bajoran Celestial Orb of the Prophets...CHECK
Pussycat ears & affinity for Woodchucks...CHECK
HMMM, 8 out of 10. Most interesting. Well rounded geek I am :-)
Posted by: Dax at October 15, 2003 9:31 AM
So that's how you spell that "dzuzzing"...thank you!
Posted by: enrt at October 15, 2003 10:27 AM
That was my phoenetic spelling...I think there is actually a correct way to spell 'dzuzzing' as seen on the Queer Eye website.
Posted by: jimbo at October 15, 2003 11:04 AM
DZUZZING, sounds dangerous
Do you need a license for that? ..LOL
Posted by: Dax at October 15, 2003 4:36 PM
The photos on the Ringgame site are priceless...
Posted by: jeff at October 15, 2003 11:09 PM