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August 8, 2003
maybe i could
Coming home from work earlier this week, I saw the same accursed car that drove the crack shooters to and from the shooting scene and dealing scene. This time a white dude was dealing crack or performing Human Resource duties with a couple of the 'hos. I dialed 911 immediately with the make of the auto and the license plate number (Maryland, mind you).
Maybe I could be a police officer or a detective.
Last night at 7pm rugby practice, I spotted one of my teammates snuggling right up to his duffle bag to get ready for a nice nap. This is not a normal reaction to a heavy practice or a common sprain. Another teammate was standing nearby (in perfect health mind you), and I mentioned to him, "Umm...that's not right." The ambulance came later on and picked him up for a bad case of dehydration.
Maybe I could be an EMT or a nurse.
Today at work they were filming footage for training videos. The camera crew had me packing boxes in my office, shooting the scene over and over again. I hope my butt didn't look big.
Maybe I could be an actor.
Yesterday I really enjoyed my workday. I converted these training manuals (that I have such a tough time writing) into HTML. For some reason I have more zeal with prettying graphical-based text than with hard copy text.
Maybe I could be a webmaster.
Posted by jimbo at August 8, 2003 10:57 AM
Comments
I can't imagine your ass looking anything less than scrum-dilly-icious.
Posted by: beenhexed at August 8, 2003 11:00 AM
ya know my dept has an opening if you're willing to work in jersey and live in the wilds of nyc and don't mind a little project managing with the other web stuff
Posted by: kiri at August 8, 2003 11:19 AM
i vote for supermodel or host of a home/garden show
Posted by: farah at August 8, 2003 1:29 PM
i vote for supermodel or host of a home/garden show
Posted by: farah at August 8, 2003 1:30 PM
Maybe you could be Dancing Nacie.
Posted by: Scott at August 8, 2003 2:16 PM
My ballot is cast for host of a wildlife show, filmed in the wild, in the buff! Let's call it "Nature's Rising"?
Posted by: Tim at August 8, 2003 4:45 PM
Didn't Titan already release that video?
Posted by: Bubba at August 8, 2003 5:17 PM
I'm not sure. I don't think I was in that one, either! Anybody wanna make a little movie? Who wants to star in it?
Posted by: Tim at August 8, 2003 6:39 PM
Being an EMT is a friggin blast, but the pay really sucks.
Posted by: Dan at August 8, 2003 7:09 PM
Just for the record, it was Shane that went to the hospital, not me. But thanks anyway for all of you that read this and called to see how I was doing.
Posted by: Phil at August 9, 2003 2:44 PM
ohmigod, my friend told me he was on this training video shoot in some office and this guy they were filming moving boxes had a butt that was scary huge ("should have had its own zipcode" he said). That was YOU?
Posted by: JimboLover at August 11, 2003 2:12 PM