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May 9, 2003
i am a rock
Cast amongst the wrathful, next door to the sodomites, I pass judgement on my cute black Irish poster child coworker for being a hyper caffiene-queen this morning. Chill the fuck out, the boss is gone and I'm reading blogs!
Oh, it's gonna be a wet one this weekend. All the tornadoes in OK and MO will be heading our way, their energy dispersed to a mere driving rain as they hit the highest point in West Virginia. Dr. Tard is having an extrordanary bout of responsibility and can't make it, but Shane and Kurt will be following my trail. My destination will be written on a slip of paper inside a baggie, under my windshield. Sleep, lay in the sun like a lizard, explore gorges. There will be no blogging this weekend, of course.
This morning I saw an ad for the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, to be hosted by both Seann William Scott and Justin Timberlake! A scruffy tour de force to be sure. Thursday, June 5 at 9am EST. Scott won last year's award for 'Best Onscreen Kiss'.
Yet more blogs retiring these days. I will keep your dead links, and one day when my blog is found under the sand, it will be the Rosetta Stone of ancient weblogs. You can count on me that mine will remain as long as I have something to share. And I do share. Waaay before blogging (measured in Internet years) there was Jimbo Today, a journal before journals. My online presence will remain as long as the media is viable.
Posted by jimbo at May 9, 2003 9:56 AM
Comments
Please be sure to pack a sharp knife...in case you have to cut anything off to return to civilization.
Posted by: GURL at May 9, 2003 11:06 AM
Yeah, like if I came across a scruffy hot muscular backpacker from Ohio on the trail, and I couldn't dislodge my dick from his ass, so I had to cut it off.
Posted by: jimbo at May 9, 2003 11:14 AM
OMG, Im going to the fat people hell! I knew it......level 3
Posted by: GURL at May 9, 2003 11:17 AM
Jimbo.... Ohio guys are cute.... thats why I went to grad school there... oh um, besides the academics..yeah....but.. hopefully you wont have to cut that off.....saaay isnt there some hot blogger guy from ohio you link to? Wow what are the chances he will be in the woods...wouldnt that be cool?
Posted by: GURL at May 9, 2003 11:20 AM
Imagine that, I'm more evil and sinful than GURL. I'm in level 7.
All I can say is that I hope I'm never in a position to have to cut or have anything cut off of me. Gives me the willies just thinking about it.
Posted by: Burl at May 9, 2003 11:23 AM
I was gonna leave a comment here, something insightfull about how I have also noticed blogs retiring. But then I read the preavious comments and I am completely out matched. I can't compare with the previous sequence of comments. So uhm, yeah. Certainly would suck to cut off your dick if it was stuck in a sexy Ohio boy... hehe, you people are not normal, I like that.
Posted by: Scott at May 9, 2003 12:18 PM