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April 15, 2003

naming conventions

He's not Jimbo, he's The Mighty Jimbo. I'm Just Jimbo. That Jimbo is out west, I'm out east. He's been to far cooler places than me though.

I'm makin' a police report over the theft of my 2nd bike tire. Apparently everyone in the building has met the fucker except me. They will be stopping him when they see him again. I gave my card to the front door security guy and the parking attendants, and emphasized that they call me next time they see him so I can get all psycho on his theivin' skinny bike messenger ass.

So there was this interesting guy I met via Friendster...another Wisconsinite, cute, a little furry and interesting. Except he used a pseudonym when he first corresponded with me. That always sets off alarms. I don't get it! There is only one jimbo, and while I'm not The Mighty Jimbo, I'm very proud to be Just Jimbo. I'm certainly not a Greg or Mike or Buster. I'm also very open about who I am across the board, since there's no other way to be but me (Thanks to Marlo Thomas and Rosey Grier). I'll chalk up his deception to typical DC identity paranoia.

Posted by jimbo at April 15, 2003 9:50 AM

Comments

you may not be THE mighty jimbo, but if you play rugby, you are definitely A mighty jimbo.

Posted by: the mighty jimbo at April 15, 2003 10:15 PM