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March 4, 2003
throw hands above shoulders
Keith is recently single, or claims he will be. Keith wants to go out with Jimbo all the time. But Keith is a realtor with a flexible nap schedule. Jimbo must preserve and spend his energy wisely, else become sick due to burnout. Keith wants Jimbo to take him out at least three times a week. But Jimbo is very old and bent and must preserve his energy.
Keith also wants to go to Nation. Nation is a big gay disco venue held on Saturday nights. Jimbo doesn't think the union will go well. There are many cracked-out big 'ol gurls there, and Keith is a bit more subdued. Keith is 'Down to Earth' as they say on AOL profiles, but unlike what they say on profiles, he actually is to a degree.
Keith is very enchanted by the hypermasculine mystique thing. Truck drivers, grungy ballcaps and burly furry manly men and all that. Jimbo I can relate. Jimbo suggests watching rugby at Fado Saturday morning would be more his speed.
But Keith wants to go to Nation. Keith has seen Jimbo in drag, so maybe he won't be too wierded out by Nation. Perhaps this is a new chapter in Keith's book. We shall see; Jimbo will oblige Keith's wishes. Jimbo will not hold back, however. Jimbo will remove shirt, Jimbo will squeal with delight when the retro DJ Ed Bailey plays classic Madonna. Jimbo will pretend to be Belinda Carlisle when any Go-Go's song is played. Jimbo will lip-synch any and all Shiela E. or Prince songs that are played.
Jimbo will guide Keith to the cabalistic cluster of hot cracked-out shirtless circuit boys. Keith will be new meat, and will be very popular, as Keith is hot. But Keith will be warned about the dangers of accepting drinks from others, leaving one's drink unattended, and the wisdom of moderation. Keith will do as he chooses. It will be interesting to watch, but I will watch vigilantly.
Posted by jimbo at March 4, 2003 4:49 PM
Comments
Oh, please guide him. I've been part of that mega-cracked-out group and it's not pretty, EVER. Let him see but try not to let him touch.
Posted by: tim at March 4, 2003 4:56 PM
you are way too self conscious--all the actions you describe sound like fun for anybody, stop frettin' son and wear those heels out!
Posted by: hexed at March 5, 2003 1:19 PM
ah youth. Well, twirl it up & have fun!
Posted by: Rob at March 5, 2003 2:37 PM
Room for one more?
Posted by: Darren at March 5, 2003 4:27 PM
Why sure, the more the merrier. Nation at 12 Midnight Saturday. Shake it gurl.
Posted by: jimbo at March 5, 2003 4:52 PM
see, my mom was right, gotta watch out for roofies
Posted by: donald at March 6, 2003 5:50 PM