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March 4, 2003
pseudonyms
Drag Names: Salsa Juarez, Nellie Olsen
Porn Star Name: Brent Diamond
Teammates Call Me: Princess
Boyfriends Name Me: Monchichi, Care Bear, Ewok
Gurl Calls Me: Gurl
Bubba Calls Me: son
Don Calls Me: Pixie Darling
Many Now Call Me: Callipygean
Couldn't make it to San Fran, and probably can't make it to Nawlins for cocktails tonight. Thanks hons for the invites though. Will somebody start working on advanced teleportation technology for me? I'm missing out on so many vital social events.
Chatting at the gym sterday with Matt, who is a bad gym influence because I talk with him far too much and lift way too little. Well, it was Monday, which meant you had to get into a tae kwon do duel with Jennifer just to get on a machine, so it's no great loss. Anyway, I'm bitching about my newest bitch - the trials and tribulations of dating, and Matt asks why a good catch like me has to rely on the Internet to meet people. Honey, you're so cute...you've been together with your BHI 3.5 for so long you've forgotten that people don't come up to you and ask you out, and if you do go up to people in DC to say hi, you're forever labeled a stalker. Or everyone else is in a relationship, because being single is so bad. We must keep up appearances at all costs, regardless of compatibility.
On that note, I'm seeking enlightenment on how to remain positive in a statistically depressing dating situation. Sean had some good thoughts, perhaps 'Tard can work out the math for happier living while dating. His dating life has certainly been prolific of late. It's not the being single part that sucks, it's the dating part. Dating is hard work, you waste lots of time, and really see what kind of turds are out there.
Posted by jimbo at March 4, 2003 1:33 AM
Comments
people do, in fact come up to you...maybe you don't realise that you could be an intimidating personality? Also you might not freakwent the correct venues for the kind of men thou seekest...perhaps.
I always find the best place to find a man is by accident--that doesn't mean go run one over with your car, though that may help keep them from running away. Also I think Americans are damaged goods--a little too educated, too cynical, too snide. Washington is the vortex of all that, additionally.
BHX
Posted by: hexed at March 4, 2003 3:12 PM
Hmm...intimidating personality? Like Godzilla?
Posted by: jimbo at March 4, 2003 3:46 PM
Or Joan Rivers?
Posted by: Darren at March 4, 2003 4:21 PM
Hey son,
Don't be too down on yourself. It will all work out soon. Maybe it's right under your nose.
Also, thanks for the encouraging outlook on dating. Now that I'm recently single, and in a large city with a large gay population, this makes me just want to sit in my apartment and watch old movies all night long.
Posted by: Bubba at March 5, 2003 12:27 AM