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February 26, 2003
too much to ask?
Keith wants to go out again on Thursday, this time to the Green Lantern. I think I gave my Pocket Genie to the Tard, and he got what he wished for, but in case there's any genie poop left in my pocket, here's what I'm wishing for:
- A hot guy to come up to me and say hi for a change, as opposed to me being the extrovert all the goddamn time. Sometimes an outgoing guy likes to feel special from time to time.
- Someone to flirt with me who isn't in a relationship.
- Someone with no ex-boyfriend issues, or currently living with ex-boyfriend.
- Honesty, honestly, and not evasive either. Evasive is shady.
- Someone interested in going on a nice simple date. A movie or dinner, for example?
- Someone who's from DC, and not in town for the weekend.
- He doesn't have to be kinky, just understanding.
- He doesn't have to be an Olympian, but he should be taking good care of his body.
- Someone who doesn't feel the need to compulsively brag about his most recent sexual encounters.
- He doesn't have to be John Wayne, but someone somewhere on the butch continuum between Harvey Fierstien and Brett Favre would be nice.
- And, of course, furry.
Posted by jimbo at February 26, 2003 11:34 AM
Comments
Don't ask; just take - 'cause everyone's thinking the same thing.
Posted by: sean at February 26, 2003 12:29 PM
According to my second edition AD&D DM rules for Wish, you'd get: A single virgin neighbor who has recently been lit on fire, and is sprinting athleticly up to you screaming for help in husky voice and asking you to dousing him. Unfortunately, having no water, he is forced to ask you to pee on him. That takes care of requests 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. To take care of 5 and 11, he'd have to offer to buy you dinner after dousing him where you noticed he hadn't been singed on the back of the neck, which is still hairy.
Posted by: Tardie in a bottle at February 26, 2003 3:20 PM
Patience my boy, patience. It will happen.
Posted by: tim at February 26, 2003 3:27 PM
(lighting cig with favorite "men suck!" lighter)
Wah wah wah.... I say you just settle down with a nice young smooth asian boy who doesnt work out and doesnt speak much english....
Posted by: GURL at February 27, 2003 6:00 PM