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February 6, 2003
Lexicon Gurlae
Welcome Back Fitz! Thank you for keeping the beard. I didn't even have to loose the hounds on you. Pronto woulda protected you anyway. More on that later...I have a cute idea concerning dogs...
The coworker bailed on snowboarding this morning, and I was OK with that as I didn't get to sleep early enough due to a stuffy nose. Felt like crap this morning as well, but chatted with the 'Tard online.
If you were to be a fly on the wall next to Gurl and I when we go out, you wouldn't understand a thing we were saying. We speak in code. Much of it is based on sci-fi or fantasy, and some of it is our own. Here's our Lexicon Gurlae in brief:
d'nej: hairless
fur'ri: hairy
muh-huh: of poor quality; ghetto
mwuh-huh: of a sexual context
yuan-ti: a serpentine male with an extremely lean, long and attractive torso
silverback: an attractive mature adult human male, usually with greying hair
action figure: a short, muscular male
post office: the bathouse; "I'm going to the post office to pick up some mail."
junk mail, return to sender: he who is avoided at the bathouse
Par Avion: a foreign gentleman at the bath house
no return address: where is she coming from?
mass mailing: orgy at the bathouse
chain letter: slut at the bathouse
'he can mow my lawn': blue collar enough for jimbo; clean cut enough for Gurl
planar shift: to be on drugs
charm person: to hit on someone
Menzoberranzan: Washington, DC
eating in: summoning a trick online to your residence
eating out: going elsewhere to trick
Now we also have code names for individual gay men in The District. Obessions for each of us are referred to numerically, such as "Jimbo's #1". Then there are the unique named folks such as The Husband, Textbook (17th St. Queen), Time Warp, Anubis, Balance Board Boy, Bring Me The Space-Man, The Paladin, Mr. Faithful, Down-to-Earth, and countless others.
I can beat the fuck out of Leo DiCaprio, by RatBastard. RatBastard, you rock.
This is kind of cute: The Guinea Pig Rescue and Adoption site. They recently aided in an expose on poor pet care at Petco. While I think guinea pigs are cute, they just don't fit. Richard Gere had the right idea with gerbils.
Posted by jimbo at February 6, 2003 11:20 PM
Comments
Grrl - she got some TIME on huh hands, right?
Posted by: Rob at February 6, 2003 4:55 PM
well you know.....we in the leisure class do have lots of time to be creative and imaginative... :)
JIMBO, dont give away our secrets....can you imagine if Anubis were to break our code?? or The Husband?
G.U.R.L.
Gay Urban Recreation and Living
Posted by: GURL at February 6, 2003 5:21 PM
I know who Anubis is, but you all haven't shared with me about the other ones. I'm curious now.
Burl
Posted by: Mark at February 6, 2003 10:43 PM
It's like your own geek Polari. I love it!
Posted by: sam at February 7, 2003 4:32 PM