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February 4, 2003
crack is whack
Finally, at long last I found the Rosetta Stone of current pop tragedy...the Diane Sawyer trainwreck interview with Whitney Houston:
First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.
I want to hear that final three sentences mixed into a dance track at Nation before I die. Can you please do it? I will beg if I have to. I can just imagine that phrase repeated over and over with a heavy house rhythm...it'll be the newest and bestest Whitney dance tune of 2003. The video clip is there for your mixing pleasure.
I found a website featuring the fabulous Gobbler Motel of Wisconsin. I vaguely recall visiting there and sitting at the rotating cocktail bar. Was it all a dream? Mother, were we there?
Back in PA this week, with a gaggle of new fun coworkers. The drive is a drag, and it's kinda gray here. I learned via blog that I missed seeing a dear friend of mine who was back on Saturday from Alaska. Just missed him! I'm kinda bummed that people often come and go in DC, but that's the way this town works. It doesn't stop me from getting to know new people, but it's tough when they move away. A new inductee into our D&D group may be leaving for NYC in May, and we'll be sad to see him go.
Posted by jimbo at February 4, 2003 2:17 AM
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And that has to be the Mother of all commissions, Jimbo. I'm feeling something kinda Tribal..like ::
"YourCrack....is whack....MyCrack....is whack....YourCrack....is whack....MyCrack....is whack"
Then, there'll be a punchy little bridge part along the lines of this ::
"Don't drop the pipe....uh-huh/don't drop the pipe....uh-huh/don't drop the pipe....uh-huh"
The song will be called "Diva's got Pipes".
I shall start today, Allah Willing.
Posted by: sean at February 4, 2003 9:35 AM
Honey - I heard Junior already mixed it.
Seriously - Kiera told me, and you know she's nevah wrong.
I'm thinking he should mix it (if he didn't already) with the "ain't ashamed" or whatever it is from her new cd.
Posted by: Rob at February 4, 2003 12:28 PM
You must have a rotating bar in your sports club.
Posted by: kiri at February 4, 2003 1:11 PM
Oh Yaay! And I want Junior's version too! Just remember the chorus will go like this:
We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.
I can't wait. And if anyone finds a bootleg version of Junior's mix of 'Crack is Whack vs Seanzilla' do send it my way.
Posted by: jimbo at February 4, 2003 2:06 PM
guuuuurrrrl. get me the audio, i have designs for it.
i do believe i have the mp3 youre looking for :-)
Posted by: riotboy at December 22, 2003 4:13 AM