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February 24, 2003
boobhopping
So like we did this circuit training at rugby practice tonight and it's almost Midnight and practice has been over for an hour and I'm like still totally wired and I also took a nap right before practice so like I'm not gonna sleep or anything anyway so one of the stations at our circuit training was like these hemispheres of gymnic balls cut in half so they look like two big boobs coming out of the floor of the gymnasium and you hop from one to the other on one foot and I was like totally good at it from my core body workouts and shit and there's like a TON of guys coming to practice and it looks really good this year and people are already in pretty good shape so I'm really looking forward to our game in two weeks and I hope I don't have to fucking work that day because I'm really psyched to play and since the old scrumhalf hasn't been showing up to practice and he's all flabby anyway so maybe I'll get to be scrumhalf when we play UMBC they're like so fun cuz they're still in college and even though they aren't too woofy they're really cool so it should be fun.
Posted by jimbo at February 24, 2003 11:51 PM
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like, oh ma gawd!
Posted by: jimbo at February 25, 2003 7:49 AM
The last time I had brunch with Jane Fonda at Spago, she told me not to do cardio too late at night because it would keep me up..... now I see just how bad it can get......
G.U.R.L.
Gay Urban Recreation and Living
Posted by: GURL at February 25, 2003 10:05 AM
Most people probably have never heard this word, but Jimbo just illustrated a literary technique known as 'parataxis', which typically mimics the speech patterns of one very young. Faulkner used it quite a bit to illustrate retarded characters.
And that's a fact.
Posted by: Dr. Dicktard at February 25, 2003 8:01 PM
I believe the boob thing is called a bozu.
Posted by: tim at February 25, 2003 11:17 PM