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January 20, 2003
weekend in review
Finally, after three years of hemming and hawing I got my first pair of chaps. As expected, they do make my ass irresistable as everyone promised, as evidenced by the numerous whackings I received immediately after putting them on. Don't leave marks, bitch! They don't look quite right with the Doc Martens, so other boots are in order, as is a harness of some kind.
However, I didn't wear them out last night as they were a bit pricey and I'm not about to break them in in that fashion. It was hot and hunky as expected, my most favorite time of the year. I got into some trouble in the bathroom stall with rugged Irish poster child Jackson from Boston, but abruptly aborted that when my Spidey-sense began tingling, telling me that the nightclub security was on the way. I spent a lot of time dancing with big furry Ben, and he was as warm and cuddly as the bear on Grizzly Adams. Favorite thing said to me last night: "Are you a lumberjack?" Lucky for me the space at Nation was large enough to contain my explosive ego after that comment. The Gina Gurls were in full force, a bit too aggressive as usual. I had to forcefully grab one guy's exploratory hands when he wouldn't take the Ice Queen hint. Stop or you'll be licking the floor before you know it. I don't mind good touch, but when I pull away it's time to stop.
The music was kind of gloomy, and there were no crescendoes to mention. Knee and feet soon became sore, and jimbo retreated to the silence and solitude of home. 'Phew!' Who let a horse sleep in my bed? Time to wash the sheets today and air out the comforter off the second floor patio. Pig.
Posted by jimbo at January 20, 2003 2:16 PM
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and you looked very nice in them, I must say...although you ran away quite quickly...too many ruggers in one spot, I think...
Posted by: mike s. at January 20, 2003 3:52 PM
Jimbo,
Fitz is demanding a full report on his desk concerning certain nefarious activities that went on Friday night. I didn't want to break our cover any, so figured I'd get our story straight: We had a raucous time studying the book of Mark in an intense Christian Community. I was shy, even in that environment, but managed to express the Nestorian philosophic view point that Mary was not the mother of the spiritual god, but of the physical one, who later transcended mortalhood when baptised by John the Baptist. You managed to express your points very clearly to a number of people, proving without a doubt the lack of existence of a second covenant. Under no circumstances were my pants taken off.
He'll try to break us, that one. Put us in different rooms and play good cop/bad cop. Don't fall for it. Be strong!
Posted by: di-dicko at January 20, 2003 6:46 PM
Umm...yeah, that's what we did on Friday. That's the ticket.
Posted by: jimbo at January 20, 2003 9:10 PM
Hey Jimbo, howsabout a picture for those of us not able to get the full Jimbo Leatherman experience in person??!!
Steve xxx
Posted by: Steve at January 21, 2003 8:29 AM
As glamourous as I am, I got my picture taken YET AGAIN out at the club that night. So stay tuned...
Posted by: jimbo at January 21, 2003 9:25 AM