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January 15, 2003
it begins
Dear Diary: spotted, purchased and consumed my first Cadbury Creme Egg of the season.
Bite off the pointed end, luciously stick my tounge into the creamy sugary walls of the chocolate chamber, cupping out a gout of white and yellow sugarstuff with the tip of my tounge. Quiver in excstacy as the creamy filling slips down my throat. I press my eager lips around the jagged, dark crenalations of the fractured egg yet again, careful not to shatter the remaining shell. The shell's fate is now sealed, and I enter again. I scoop my tounge into the stuff...sucking, licking, swallowing. My saliva coats the outside of the shell now, dripping the ambrosia compound off the bottom of the egg, coating my fingers. The sweet yolk of the egg consumed, I take the remainder of the egg into my mouth. I feel its roundness on the roof of my mouth, and I press the egg to it and crush the shell. Gooey chocolate coats my teeth, and I swallow again AND AGAIN! The rapture subsiding, I slurp the chocolate off my fingers, and go back to work.
I can't wait to describe how I eat my marshmallow Peeps and Bunnies.
Posted by jimbo at January 15, 2003 10:22 PM
Comments
Oh God, I love Cadbury Creme Eggs!
Also, the addition of the caramel eggs in the past few years has been fun, but there's nothing like licking out the white & yellow goo.
Posted by: Rob at January 16, 2003 10:57 AM
I'm not sure whether I was supposed get excited, or if my stomach should be churning.
Posted by: Bubba at January 16, 2003 11:17 AM
How...sexual.
Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2003 12:28 PM
when the bunnies come out then give me holla.
Posted by: POP-TART69 at April 6, 2003 5:11 PM
maybe it was my punishment for shoplifting the eggs, but these cadbury yolks were not runny but PASTY, and the yolks were ORANGE! i ate 'em anyway.
Posted by: eggthief at April 11, 2003 7:04 PM