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December 27, 2002
Die, Bitch!
So my bestest, sweetest, most evillest gurlfriend Gurl spends her day at work online summoning my #2 and #5 stalking victims with her magic wand to her masturbatorium today, JUST TO TORMENT ME!!! For those of you who know her, please use the phrase "DIE, BITCH!" in the subject header to any e-mails you may send to her for a week or so. Thanks.
While I have all the information and the means to summon up her #1 obsession, I just can't bring myself to do it. No, not because I'm nice, it's just that while her #1 obsession in DC is very handsome and built and nice, he's also hairless like a grape and quite dull. My laziness factor overrides my evileness in this case.
BUT, my bestest, sweetest, most evillest gurlfriend Gurl did get me CivIII: Play the World AND tickets for Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers for this Saturday, Dec. 28 for the 11am showing at the Uptown theatre in DC. If I missed any of y'all in an e-mail, git your tickets online and we'll see you there!
NO GIFTS, NO CARDS (I'll be 32 on the 28th)!!! I already have everything I need (CivIII: Play the World, a DVD player, my health, a job, and plenty of food and sex) so your lovely presence is all that's required. Your abilities to listen to me whine for a year and job leads were generous enough. Plus, y'all've been running around this time of year - don't bother running to CVS for a Mahogany card for Jimbo's birthday at the last minute.
Should I get a sufficient Disco Nap, Kim English (Unspeakable Joy and various other crack-songs) is performing LIVE at Nation that evening...who's game?
Posted by jimbo at December 27, 2002 12:50 AM
Comments
so I want to know who this hairless dullard is...
Posted by: mike s. at December 27, 2002 11:13 AM
I'll tell you some day gurl. No more public humiliation of hotties on the blog.
Posted by: jimbo at December 27, 2002 11:27 AM
Maligning my good name in your blog AGAIN?! So now they all think you sit at home and cry whilst I prey on your top 10 man picks? Well perhaps your blogg fans should ask you about a "good catholic boy" you've recently become better acquainted with...not to mention the italian two fingered salute you received just the other day..... you aint doing so bad yourself Hag.
Love always,
G.U.R.L.
Gay Urban Recreation & Living
Posted by: Gurl at December 27, 2002 1:43 PM
I am pure as freshly fallen Wisconsin acid snow.
Posted by: jimbo at December 27, 2002 6:11 PM
Okay, so I'll take the bait. What is Gurl's #1 obsession?
And, Jimbo, plenty of sex? But you haven't been telling us about it! :(
-andrew
Posted by: Andrew at December 27, 2002 9:15 PM
Who was the lying bastard who told you that you were nice?
Posted by: Chartreuse at December 28, 2002 10:58 AM
I did not realize Kim English's appearances depended on your disco naps.
Posted by: sam at December 29, 2002 1:58 PM
You are messed up!
but funny in a revengeval sort of way. Ha Ha
Posted by: TJ at May 23, 2003 8:58 PM