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November 27, 2002
true to your nature
Go Don. For the extremely disturbing banner and for the letter in Out magazine.
I don't know what's up with the so-called 'Out' magazine endorsing a closeted baseball player. Perhaps their sales were slacking. Back in tha day they were outing celebrities. While I loathe that practice, at least they were true to their name. Today they support a big pussy closeted baseball player's decision to be closeted.
Come out, be an example, show them what you've got. Jackie Robinson did it, Martina Navrawhatshername did it, and Jimbo does it. Naw, I'm not a pro athlete, but I go out on the pitch, played the straight boys, and made a few tries. I showed them I can be gay, hit hard, and enjoy a so-called 'masculine' passtime.
To the closeted baseball player: Jimbo thinks yer a big pussy. Few of us get the opportunity to make an example of ourselves to the world, and jimbo suggests you grab this opportunity by the horns. There is a price to pay, and you may have to exchange financial gains for spiritual, personal and social gains. Not all of these gains will remain yours to cherish. But in the end, it is most important to be yourself, and not what you think everyone wants you to be. You are a dick-sucking, ass-fucking, man-kissing, baseball-playing homo-sex-ual. And you love men.
Posted by jimbo at November 27, 2002 10:40 AM
Comments
Nicely said!
Posted by: Scott at November 27, 2002 11:25 AM
Hear hear! Come on out Mr. Baseball.
Posted by: Rob at November 27, 2002 2:54 PM