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November 8, 2002
ter'r
George Bush flexed his enhanced political powers today by officially reducing the number of syllables in the word "terror" to one. The new contraction "ter'r" will replace "terror" in the next editions in English dictionaries worldwide. This also changes the word "terrorist" to a two-syllable word "ter'rist" to reflect Bush's frequent pronunciation of the word. White House spokespeople declined to say if the word "nucular" will replace "nuclear" in the near future.
Posted by jimbo at November 8, 2002 9:55 AM
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Please also don't forget the slaughtering of our own country's name: America has now become Ahmurca and we are all Ahmurcans concerned about the threat of terrists.
Hey, I might be a neo-redneck, but at least I know how to speak in public.
Posted by: Bubba at November 8, 2002 11:04 AM
Let us not forget our fearless leader's brilliant words in honor of the late Senator Paul Wellstone: "He was a plain-spoken feller."
Posted by: Chrisafer at November 8, 2002 12:16 PM