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November 4, 2002
I'm an Oreo!
Coming home from the gym tonight on the Metro I was wearing my black Carhartt barn coat. The coat was open showing my white work tee underneath. An inquisitve toddler, no more than two years old, was pointing at me and smiling, speaking in both English and Ethiopian. One of the few recognizable words out of her mouth was "Oreo!" repeated over and over again. She thought I looked like an Oreo cookie.
Ever wonder what's up that kilt? Upyerkilt.net reveals all. Sadly, you have to pay to learn the secret. Send me the pics if you cough up the cash...I've already learned what's under them.
Thanks to Gurl for that link. By the way, I'll be using pseudonyms for any friends, acquaintances, family members or hotties mentioned in the blog from now on, unless they make front page news in the Post. Oh, and I want to get a job being a bodyguard in Posh Spice and David Beckham's elite security force.
Posted by jimbo at November 4, 2002 8:21 PM
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Oh my. If you were to get that posh Beckham security job, it'd no longer be Blog faux-paux month. It'd be Faux-Hawk month. Or something like that. Hubba.
Posted by: Panchesco at November 4, 2002 11:37 PM
You can use my name freely, or at least expletives that largely describe me (asshole, dicktard, etc). Unlike some people, I could care less if you say bad/embarrassing/incriminating things about me. I either probably deserved them, or you are off your rocker. Strange how some people can't be grown men and women and deal with the consequences of things they do or say. So here's to pissing off your fellows! I'll buy you a beer for that one. You make me so proud.
Posted by: corey at November 5, 2002 7:47 AM
I'm with coery on this one...slur my name liberally - I can take it. And for those of you out there that have problems with being mentioned on someone's blog, get the hell over yourself. We all do stupid things, just have a laugh about it and move on.
Posted by: spin at November 5, 2002 8:32 AM
Corey: you are now officially 'Dicktard'. I like 'Spin', so it stays.
Posted by: jimbo at November 5, 2002 8:12 PM
fyi...the men picture are from the Edinboro University Fighting Scots wrestling team calendar...every year they used to put out a calendar with the team half naked wearing kilts...
This pic is from the mid-90's...I remember because I used to have it taped to my computer at work!
Posted by: mike s. at November 8, 2002 10:27 AM