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October 1, 2002
montezuma the great
BWA HA HAAA! I HAVE WON! MONTEZUMA THE GREAT REIGNS SUPREME! Did you know: during his sentence in Kazakstan in the Peace Corps, Jimbo was voted 'Most Likely to Become Benevolent Dictator of a Third World Country'?
Damn, it sure felt good to suceed at something lately. Last night, after a year of owning and playing the thing, I finally won a game of Civilization III. I chose to be Montezuma of the Aztecs, specializing in religious, cultural and militaristic approaches to conquest. Imagine the Aztecs not falling to the Conquistadores' muskets and disease, imagine them being the first to develop hydropower and then bulding the Aztec version of Hoover Dam. Imagine them to be the ones to discover the Cure for Cancer. Imagine them being the first to build a spaceship to Alpha Centauri. Bwa ha haaa...that's how I won. Soon, the expansion pack for Civ III is coming out...Play the World. That should keep me busy.
Last night the roomate/landlord offered to reduce my rent in exchange for doing chores in and out of the house. I certainly appreciate that considering my current situation. I'm glad he likes me enough to offer that option. We do get along well I think. The first of my tasks is to turn up the soil in the back yard. I can do that. I wish I was handy as Glenn and then I'd refurbish the first floor.
Hmm...somebody ain't gettin' my drift about my opinions of the protesters, so I wrote this person a lengthy e-mail explaining why I'm so harsh on the kids. I liked the message so much, I might try submittimg it to the Blade after a few more edits. Hell, if I'm going to be poor, I might as well be a writer. In a nutshell it ain't the cause I have the problem with, it's the approach.
Rob is sexy. Michael is woofy. Jocko is hot. Jennie makes me want to be a lesbian. I certainly already have the wardrobe for it.
Posted by jimbo at October 1, 2002 10:46 AM
Comments
All Hail Mighty Montezuma the Great!
Yeah, so you won the world, but did you get your honey pot quenched in the process?
Posted by: Rob at October 1, 2002 1:06 PM
Alas, while I can conquer the world and set up an effective Strategic Missile Defense Network for my archipelago, I cannot get my honey pot quenched in a town with thousands of queens in it.
Posted by: jimbo at October 1, 2002 2:02 PM
ok, you be alexander and i'll be montezuma.
Posted by: jennie at October 1, 2002 4:55 PM
You didn't tell us what level you were playing when you won. That's very, very important.
Posted by: Barry at October 3, 2002 4:12 PM
Monarch.
>; P'
Posted by: jimbo at October 3, 2002 11:17 PM
dis is just some shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: baby at November 21, 2002 10:54 AM
hehe sounds like sum crackead did it
Posted by: Crackhead at November 21, 2002 11:09 AM