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September 19, 2002
a message to monica
Lewinsky, Others Seek Aid With Legal Fees:
Monica Lewinsky, Vernon Jordan and others ensnared in various White House independent counsel investigations have joined former president Bill Clinton and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) in seeking taxpayer reimbursement for their legal bills.
Dearest Monica and Bill:
Here's a special message from jimbo regarding your desire to reach into my pocket for money to cover the expenses for your hijinks in the White House.
There are plenty of wanton sluts in Washington, DC. I don't deny being one of them. However, I keep my business out of public buildings, and I generally keep them to myself. And I certainly wouldn't ask my fellow taxpayers to cover any expenses related to my tricking. Sure, I could wag my dick at George Stephanopoulos in the shower stalls at the Connecticut Avenue Washington Sports Club and have a little fun, but I'm certainly not going to ask the taxpayers to pay for my new gym membership if George squeals (and they do say she squeals) on me and I get my membership revoked.
Take your $80K a year salary and start saving up, honey, because you have a long way to go before you pay your legal fees. Lord knows you're saving money on those Healthy Choice dinners. Bragging rights for blowing the president have become expensive of late, and I'm so sorry for you and your troubles. And I do know how costly fine cigars are.
Kisses,
Jimbo
Off to the beach tomorrow by noon with My'ra. It's a "D&D" weekend at the beach. That means my gaming gang gets together, eats tons of junk food, go out and drink more than we can afford, and play for about 1 hour under the pretense of actual gaming. I may not go out too much as I'm still sicky with a cold.
Meetin' up with Donald tonight for a beer. We may go to JRs if my energy holds out, in hopes of pointing out some tragic ass, tommy jeans wearing, plucked eyebrow, two dwi mother fuckers. Sadly, while Bubba is in town this weekend, I won't be. Two Ford F-150's passing in the night...I suppose it's better that I won't be at the mercy of a werewoof on the eve of a full moon.
Posted by jimbo at September 19, 2002 10:51 AM
Comments
Are you going to Rehoboth? I may be there.
Posted by: Michael at September 19, 2002 12:21 PM
Yeah! We only stay in Ocean City, but I should be out at Cloud 9/Blue Moon Saturday night. Not too sure about Renegade though.
Posted by: Jimbo at September 19, 2002 12:55 PM